十分钟后来接我 雷 Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
老大 Boss.
-鲍比 -老大 - Bobby. - Boss?
给我来一品脱啤酒和一个酱蛋 I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.
马上就来 Coming straight up.
Cumberland Gap - David Rawlings
如果想成为丛林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
仅在举手投足间远远不够 it's not enough to act like a king.
必须成为王者 You must be the king.
不能有疑虑 And there can be no doubt.
因为疑虑会导致混乱和自身的死亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
盖·里奇作品
喂 亲爱的 Hello, my love.
今晚是约会之夜 It's date night tonight.
九点 我们俩 河滨餐厅 Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.
谁在说话 Who's there?
罗莎 是谁 Ros, who's there?
绅士们
叮 叮 Chink, chink.
弗莱彻 Fletcher.
下午好 雷蒙德 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
我真该用那根擀面杖捅死你 I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin.
别这么大怨气 Oh, don't be cunty.
我还想我俩能一起舒舒服服地小酌一杯 I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together.
我周六要去你最喜欢的报社那边开会 So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper.
以这个乌烟瘴气的小镇上最厉害的私家侦探的身份 As the best private investigator in this smoky little town...
晚上好 女士们先生们 good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
他们打算给我十五万 they are ready to put 150 grand in my pocket
让我给他们一点黑料 to give them some filth.
对我来说是件好事 但这次 Good for me, that, but in this case...
对你就不太有利了 it's bad for you.
顶尖编辑大戴夫 So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,
对你的老板以及他那帮 has developed a terrible antipathy for your boss
无恶不作的狐朋狗友们颇有怨言 and his liquorish assortment of tasty mates.
他打算出手毁了他 He's out to destroy him
还有所有跪舔他的人 and all those that cozy up to him.
头版头条 砰 Front cover. Bosh!
到时候会鸡飞狗跳血流满地的 亲爱的 There will be blood and fucking feathers everywhere, my darling.
继续说 弗莱彻 我开始好奇了 Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch.
我们都知道 你老板的荷包非常非常鼓 Now, we both know that your boss has very, very deep pockets,
所以我希望他能稍稍掏一点出来 and I would like to invite him just to have a teeny rummage in them.
你他妈在说什么呢 What the fuck are you talking about?
如果能劳烦你 If you would be so kind as
给我两千万英镑 to furnish me with 20 million British pounds,
我就把所有东西都给你 I will give you everything...
存储卡 联系人列表 录音 所有一切 memory cards, contact sheets, recordings, the lot,
附赠不才创作的小剧本一篇 and a modest little screenplay I wrote all by myself.
《叶子》 剧本草稿 弗莱彻作
等等 Hold on.
十五万怎么就变成了两千万 We just went from ￡150,000 to 20 million.
这才过了短短三十秒 That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.
是 但我觉得是你赚到了 Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky ,
这点钱不算什么 我本可以狮子大开口的 because that is nothing compared to what I could,
或许我该开口 and perhaps should, be asking.
谢天谢地你并不贪心 弗莱彻 Oh, well, thank God you're not greedy, Fletcher,
你个失心疯的吃屎王八蛋 you deluded, shit-eating cunt.
我挺喜欢你对我骂脏话的 I quite like it when you talk dirty to me.
听得我都硬了 I can feel myself engorging.
来嘛 陪我喝一杯 真的很好喝 Come on, have a drink with me. It's really yummy.
我用手机应用查了下 一千五百镑 I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?
不知道你还舍得买这么贵的英格兰威士忌 I didn't know you could spend that much on a bottle of scotch.
我要给你讲个故事 I'm gonna tell you a story
证明我的报价很公道 to demonstrate why my quote is my quote.
你能陪我玩个游戏吗 雷 Will you play a game with me, Ray?
我不想玩游戏 I don't wanna play a game.
-求你了 -不要 - Please? - No.
快过来陪我玩游戏 雷 I said play a fucking game with me, Ray.
好吧 Right.
棒极了 Lovely.
现在 请你想象一个角色 Now, I want you to imagine a character,
一个戏中的角色 a dramatic character,
像是书中 戏剧或是电影里的角色 like in a book or a play or a film.
但不要存在U盘上的数字版 But not digital, not on a memory stick.
要模拟信号 化学处理的电影胶片 Analog. Chemical process.
旧式电影电视使用模拟信号 如今使用数字信号
我觉得"要留住影像的颗粒感" "Keep the grain in the picture," I say.
老派的 三十五毫米胶片 Old-school, 35 mill.
现在我是透过镜头看着这一幕 真的 Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am,
而且我说的不是小屏幕 and I'm not talking about the small screen.
这不是电视剧 雷蒙德 It's not TV, Raymond.
就像我刚刚说的 是老电影的形式 As I said, old-school cinema format.
我们业内人士称之为变形宽银幕 It's what we in the business called anamorphic,
传统胶片电影通过使用变形镜头 将2.35:1的宽银幕影像"压缩至"35毫米的胶片之中
屏幕比例2.35:1 or ratio 2.35 to 1.
希望你能加入我 一起踏上这段电影旅程 And I want you to join me on this cinematic journey,
因为这就是部电影 雷 'cause it is cinema, Ray.
一部绝佳的电影 It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.
现在 开机 Now, roll camera.
我们的主角走进镜头 Enter our protagonist.
他英俊潇洒 魅力四射 He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,
正处于黄金年龄 是个风流倜傥的混蛋 he's golden age, he's a proper handsome cunt.
他的名字叫做迈奇·皮尔森 His name is Mickey Pearson.
我们迈奇的背景经历比较特殊 Unique background has our Mickey.
他生在美国 得过罗德奖学金 American born, Rhodes scholar,
可以说他很聪明 但出身贫穷 so he's born clever but poor.
牛津大学 无条件录取通知书
从美国的拖车公园 脱胎换骨 Now, that's quite a leap from a trailer park in Americana
纵身来到英格兰有着千年历史的大学学府 to the thousand-year-old university in old Angleterre,
学习园艺这门黑暗艺术 where he studies the dark art of horticulture.
但他没能完成学业 But he never finished his education,
也没有回家 因为 never went home, because...
他找到了自己的天职 he found his vocation.
一个剑走偏锋的职业 A naughty vocation.
他是个坏小子 He's a bad boy.
他开始非法倒卖大麻 He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed
贩卖给他那些富有的英国上流社会的大学同学 to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals
然后他意识到自己还挺擅长这个的 and realizes he's rather good at it.
他头脑清楚 目标明确 野心勃勃 He's clear and objective about ambition
应对我国复杂文化下的各个阶层都游刃有余 and he can surf the echelons of our complicated culture.
他知道如何利用自己的优势 He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.
他是头饥饿的野兽 He was a hungry animal, you see.
他强大 无情 狡猾 机敏 He was powerful and ruthless, cunning and quick,
魅力非凡 聪明绝顶 但是 charismatic and smart, but...
只能做些非法勾当才有了今天的成就 he had to do some naughty things to get where he got,
奠定了自己地位 to establish his position,
证明了自己不仅仅只有一具好皮囊 to show he wasn't just teeth, tits and tan.
他可不是徒有其表 对吧 Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he?
他如同上了发条一般转个不停 He had an engine under his hood
手起刀落 and a gun in his holster.
所以说 我们的迈奇并不清白 So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey.
他是一路摸爬滚打上来的 He has come up the hard way.
可以说他为自己争取来了今日的地位 He's earned his position, shall we say.
那都是早期的事了 Well, that was the early days,
随后他凭借自己开创新世界的精神一路高歌猛进 and he cracked on with his New World pioneer spirit.
如今他身家多少 一亿 两亿 五亿 What's he worth today? 100, 200, 500 million?
但如今 情节开始复杂起来 But now the plot begins to thicken.
他走到了人生的十字路口 He has reached a crossroads in his life.
他现在人到中年 身处中产阶级 The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him.
这些消磨了他对危险的向往 他不再暴戾乖张 They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft.
他想套现产业 金盆洗手 He wanted to cash in his chips and get out of the game,
而且他似乎找到了完美的接手者 and he seems to have found the perfect customer.
麻烦跳切一下 Smash cut, please...
跳到室内 一场晚宴上 to interior, a gala dinner.
我就简单说两句 感谢迈克尔·皮尔森 Just a few words to say thank you to Michael Pearson
谢谢他无限的慷慨和时间 for his limitless generosity and time.
迈奇和博学多识 胸怀宽广的马修·伯格 Now, Mickey has been cultivating a special relationship
一直在培养一种特殊的关系 with the erudite, learned and broad-minded Matthew Berger.
没错 雷蒙德 我知道这位了不起的犹太亿万富翁 Yes, Raymond, I do know about the Jewish billionaire cowboy,
又是一个美国人在英格兰制造闹剧的例子 another slice of Americana creating drama in Angleterre.
最后感谢马修·伯格的意外捐赠 And finally to Matthew Berger blindsiding us with his donation
资助我们建立起认知行为治疗法小组 to build the entire cognitive behavioral therapy unit.
这两人早已熟识 鬼知道是在哪认识的 So these two have met before. Fuck knows where.
我猜是在拉斯维加斯的 Presumably at the annual international
年度全球毒贩大会上吧 drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
他们一起做过一些小生意 And they've done some small deals together,
但如今他俩准备干一票大的 but now they're ready for the big one.
真没想到 马修 Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.
现在我算是明白你为什么坐在主座了 Now I understand why you're seated at the head of the table.
这事都不告诉我吗 你这个小淘气 Snuck that one right by me, didn't you, you naughty little girl?
在上流社会引起轰动 Making a splash with the gentry.
我怎么会错过这样的机会 Oh, I like to make a splash whenever possible.
你似乎也明白 Well, you also seem to understand
衣着得体的重要性 the significance of a proper attire.
我确实明白 Indeed I do.
我相信生活中主人翁精神在各个方面都至关重要 I believe a sense of ownership is vital in every aspect of life,
或许在衣着上尤为如此 perhaps never more so than when it comes to wardrobe.
每套穿搭都有自己的流行期 For every look there is a season,
而每一季潮流中都包含着策略 and for every season a strategy.
高手开始过招 Now starts the alpha dance.
他们并不是在聊衣服 雷蒙德 They're not really talking about clothes, Raymond.
当然不是了 Oh, fucking no.
他们就像两条老狗 They're like a pair of old doggies
相互闻着对方的智慧的屁眼 sniffing round one another's intellectual assholes.
这是老派的决斗 雷蒙德 It's a good old-fashioned cock-off, Raymond.
迈克尔 希望我们能一起做生意 Michael, I'm looking forward to doing business together.
-请允许我们先失陪了 -请吧 - May we excuse ourselves? - Yes, please.
我们该去和主人道个别 We should say good night to our host.
你怎么想的 So what do you think?
不好说 I'm not sure.
大人 Your Grace.
他是只狐狸 He's a fox,
狐狸天性狡猾 and foxes have a predictable nature.
犹太人看犹太人很准的 Trust this Jew about that Jew.
如果你放他进鸡窝 If you let him in the henhouse,
自然是鸡飞狗跳血流满地了 you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.
某次农场猎野鸡活动后 Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,
这两位开始喜欢上对方了 these two are starting to like each other.
交谈甚欢 雷 一见如故 It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good.
你对企业的管理让我叹为观止 I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.
我绞尽脑汁也想不出你是怎么做到的 You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it,
种叶子还是我的专职 and bush is my game.
怎么能有人神不知鬼不觉地 How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk
种了五十吨的超级臭鼬[大麻品种] without letting anyone else know how they do it?
听你这么说我真是受宠若惊 马修 I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew.
我猜你一定绞尽脑汁 I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears
想弄明白这件事 just trying to figure it out.
你确实很有才华 Brilliance should be acknowledged.
再跟我算算账 Run the numbers by me again.
每年总收入两亿 净利润一亿 200 million gross p.a., 100 million net.
这个你的人已经知道了 But your people know this already.
几个月前他们就摸清这些数据了 They've swept the numbers for months now.
关键是我要以四亿的价格卖给你 The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million.
但这一点你也早就知道了 上车 But you knew that already. Hop in.
具体交易细节我不能说 Now, I can't be specific about the heroes and zeros,
总之牵涉到一大笔钱 but there was a lot of money hanging in the balance.
提问 有能毁掉这样的一次行动的能力 Question: What would it be worth to have the power
可以值多少钱 to be able to pull the plug on an operation like that?
回答 贪心的人会想要售价的一半 Answer: A greedy man would want half the sale price,
但聪明的人知道两千万 but a smart man would know that 20 million pounds
虽然算是出了一点血 was just about uncomfortable enough
但能让大家都开心 to make everyone feel comfortable.
你可真是老奸巨猾别出心裁 弗莱彻 You're a cunning and creative toad, aren't you, Fletcher,
打着这么个算盘 coming up with a plan like this?
是 但这计划并不是我想出来的吧 Yeah, but I didn't really come up with it, did I?
是大戴夫 It was Big Dave.
他委托我调查迈奇 He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey,
打探他的动向 盯盯梢 you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him,
翻翻垃圾桶 揭露他的罪行 go through his bins, reveal his sins.
迈奇·皮尔森 可恶的美国流氓 Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster.
我们要毁了他 We're gonna bury him.
因为他似乎交到了个新朋友 Because it seems he's got himself a new friend.
普雷斯菲尔德勋爵 Lord Pressfield.
提问 是那位普雷斯菲尔德勋爵吗 Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?
那位公爵大人 His Grace, the duke?
没错 曾经的王位第四顺位继承人 Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne.
原来迈奇·皮尔森是靠 Apparently Mickey Pearson has squeaked his way
伺候他那高贵的肥屁股上位的 into the crack of his fat, posh ass.
这活归你了 弗莱彻 This is yours, Fletcher.
我需要你这样有创意 嗅觉灵敏的人 I need a man with your creativity, with your nose.
你知道你是我最爱的警犬 Now, you know you're my favorite bloodhound.
我觉得你真的非常应该 I just think it's really important to remember
记住你在跟谁说话 戴夫 who you're talking to, Dave.
我当然会记得 弗莱彻 Of course I remember, Fletcher.
所以这次的支票 So just make absolutely sure
千万不要让我失望 the check doesn't disappoint this time.
我要十五万 The number is 150,000.
他想搞垮他 He wants to ruin him,
但我是来帮你一把的 but I am here to do you a favor.
你的钱也不会打水漂 And it's not like you're not getting something for your money.
《叶子》 剧本草稿 弗莱彻作
你甚至可以把那剧本拍成电影 雷蒙德 You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond.
我们可以合作 成为搭档 We could make it together. We could be partners.
我可太了解你了 I have learned off you lot.
你凡事都以己为先 现在轮到我了 You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn.
我已经日薄西山了 雷 The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down.
大戴夫怎么就和我的老板结了仇 So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss?
两个月前 你的迈奇 Two months ago, your man Mickey
把我的戴夫当成白痴 made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot.
亨利 迈奇 Henry. Mickey.
他做了什么 How did he do that?
拒绝跟他握手 Didn't accept his hand.
-戴夫 《日报》的 -对 - Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.
不 《日报》的编辑 No. Editor of the Daily Print.
原来戴夫爆了迈奇一位主子的料 Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords,
大肆报道他的花边新闻 did a proper tabloid job on him.
同性恋爵爷和管家姘居
这位勋爵似乎和他身边那位帅气的年轻男仆 It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin
有过一段露水之缘 on one of his attractive young footmen.
勋爵痛失董事会席位和庄园
那篇报道之后 股价暴跌 After the splash, shares crashed,
他丢了工作 接着妻子离开了他 job went, wife followed,
妻子离开同性恋勋爵
连他的孩子都跟他断绝了关系 and even his kids disowned him.
这全拜戴夫所赐 Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.
但没人敢把矛头指向他 But no one will pull him on it.
他们太害怕戴夫会写八卦文章报复他们 Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them.
但你的迈奇 他胆子可太大了 But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls.
所以他当着一群戴夫渴望跻身其中的名流的面 So he snubbed him in front of a crowd
让他吃了个闭门羹 that Dave could only wish he belonged to.
都是些贵族名媛 You know, lords and ladies, the sort that
迈奇跟他们倒是非常熟络 Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
各位失陪了 Men, excuse us.
他还不如直接把戴夫的老二给扯下来 Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off.
你真是碰了一鼻子灰 戴夫 I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave.
因为他灰头土脸就像撒了气的气球 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.
不能因为这个就去杀人吧 That's no reason to go after a fella.
我不知道该怎么跟你说 他想看见迈奇流血 Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood.
他本来能得手的 如果不是 And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...
你是个无耻的幻想狂 你该走了 You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave.
别说傻话 这才是前戏 Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up.
马修 或任何人 Now, there is a reason
都想不通迈奇是怎么做到的 why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter,
其中必有隐情 cannot work out how Mickey does what he does.
他是怎么每年种出五十吨"白寡妇超级奶酪"的 How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year?
大家都知道 那需要很大的占地面积 Everyone knows that needs a lot of space.
所以这个地方在哪 他是怎么不被人发现的 So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps?
你不能在地上挖个坑 You can't just dig a hole in the ground
邓肯勋爵 九号庄园
往里面放两百个集装箱 and drop 200 shipping containers in there.
不行的 亲爱的 行不通的 Oh, no, my love. That will not work.
你得有点创意 换个角度思考 No. You have to be creative. You need an angle.
这个国家的土地的问题在于 土地匮乏 The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it...
欧洲
哪怕本应是私人领地的地方 公众也能进入 and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
加拿大 美国
公众有权利 遛狗的人 And the public have rights... Dog walkers...
加油啊 Yes, jog on.
公众步道
公共小径 人人有权随意来往 ...footpaths, right to roam,
漫游闲逛的人 bimblers, ramblers,
獾爱好者 badger lovers...
闲的没事干的管事婆 and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands
管事婆
监视着英格兰绿地上的一举一动 to sniff the green tweed of England.
早上好 Good morning!
他们有小组 论坛 线下聚会 社交媒体 And they have groups, forums, meetings, social media,
他们喜欢闲话家常 and they love a good chat and a hiss about anyone
天啊 又是他
再聚一次
在没领许可证就修剪草坪的人背后指指点点 who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.
还有直升机 无人机 谷歌地球 And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth,
文物遗址 教区议会 等等等等 heritage sites, parish councils, and the beat goes on.
还没想到接管这里就有这么多麻烦 And that's before you even think about getting power in here.
所以迈奇究竟用了什么独特的方法 So what is Mickey's unique method?
我向脸颊 向优雅 向品味致敬 I tip my cap at the cheek, at the elegance, at the class.
那是什么独特方法 And what would that method be exactly?
要了解一个人首先得理解他的文化 You have to understand a culture to understand a man.
纨绔子弟 贵族 公爵 女公爵 爵爷和贵妇 Toffs, aristocrats, dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies,
大片土地大把金钱 lots of land and fuck all dough.
有宅邸要管 湿气要除 银器要擦 Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish.
要知道 现金对于那些被愤怒的左翼分子和遗产税 You must remember that cash is very persuasive
教训过的人来说是非常有说服力的 to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
每次继承一大笔财富 都要把一半上交给国家 And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state.
这时我就要像守护天使一样冲上去 So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel
提供服务 帮他们把宅邸安排得井然有序 and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order.
只要现金每年源源不断地入账 And they're not too bothered about what I do,
他们就不太关心我做什么 as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year.
拉到贵族客户固然好 但并不容易 It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy.
需要下功夫 美酒 女人和迪斯科 It takes work, wine, women and disco.
十二个种植点 十二座农场 Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
全英国有一千座这样的庄园 One thousand of these estates in the great UK.
想一网打尽 祝你好运 Bonne chance trying to find them all.
这就是我的产业架构 That's it. My infrastructure.
尊敬的先生 你花钱买的就是这个 And that, sir, is, with my blessing, what you are paying for.
如果它如你所言的那样隐蔽 利润丰厚 If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is,
我要全盘买下 I'll buy the whole business.
我受够了前戏 迈克尔 But enough foreplay, Michael.
我要看看你种的大麻 I wanna see your plant.
我花了大力气让我的行动 I've gone to great lengths to make my operation
尽可能地隐蔽 马修 as invisible as possible, Matthew.
就算我的叶子就在你脚下 你也不会察觉 If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it.
事实上 你现在正站在我的叶子上 As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.
真是蔚为壮观啊 迈克尔 It's a spectacular business, Michael.
真是可惜 等这玩意在英国合法化 Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years
这行就要破产了 when things go legal in the great UK.
你要我出高价买下 And you want me to pay top dollar for it?
不到半码 A nugget under half a yard?
不到五亿
就是这个价 That is the price.
请进 我给你看看这五亿能买到什么 Now step inside and I'll show you what half a yard gets you.
价值四亿美元的可爱工棚 A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars.
圆头锤包含在价格内吗 Is the ball-peen hammer included?
当然了 我带你去看看钉子 Course it is. Now let me show you the nails.
小心碰头 Watch your head.
继续忙 小伙子们 Carry on, chaps.
英国的宜人绿地 England's green and pleasant land.
这些"钉子"不错 Those are some nails.
选址 员工 科技 Location, staff, technology.
瞧 你是为了未来的上层建筑买下了下层建筑 See, you're buying the substructure for the superstructure to come,
付款后 你将继承最好的种植点 and with purchase you will inherit the best sites available,
全世界最优秀的植物学家和大麻品鉴师 the finest botanists and herb sommeliers in the world,
以及全球最具创新性的大麻科技 as well as the most innovative marijuana technology on the planet.
等这生意合法化了 And when this little piggy goes to legal market
需求远远大于供给 and the demand way outpaces the supply...
这些种植地 这些技艺高超的园丁们 these locations, these green-fingered botanical boys,
还有我的先进科技 as well as my superior technology,
将会溢价 will be at a premium.
而这一切都将归你所有 And you would own them all.
你知道吗 在美国 Did you know it took 15 years
禁酒令废除后 after alcohol prohibition ended back home
合法市场花了十五年才填补了供需缺口 for the legal market to scratch that itch?
十五年 Fifteen years.
这还是没人出手的情况 And that's if you do nothing with it.
没错 不管怎么看都是双赢 Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it.
我不贪心 你和我都知道 And I'm not greedy. You and I both know
四亿再良心不过了 that 400 million is a fair-to-generous asking price,
尤其是考虑到一旦合法化 especially considering that once this game's kosher,
价值就能升到两千亿 it's going to be worth somewhere between 200 billion and,
到五千亿英镑之间 well, half a trillion pounds.
每年 Annually.
大麻 Weed.
叶子 Bush.
阿莫拉臭鼬 Skunk-amola.
白寡妇超级奶酪 White widow super cheese.
这是一场新的淘金潮 It's the new gold rush.
这是赚大钱的一线机会 This is the thin end of a very fat wedge, sir.
既然是赚大钱 你为什么不自己留着 If it's such a fat wedge, why don't you keep it?
我一路摸爬滚打 You see, I've developed a reputation
已经声名在外了 as a man who came up the hard way.
可以说我这双漂亮的白手上沾满了鲜血 You could say that there's blood on these pretty white hands.
但对于新的行业 一旦合法化 But in the new business, once legal
在内阁可观的 and under the jurisdiction of
合法化保护伞之下 the respectable umbrella of ministerial legitimacy,
做这行的企业需要有清白的过去 an enterprise like this will need a face with a clean past,
很可惜我没有 which sadly I do not possess.
退休似乎也不错 Retirement doesn't sound so bad.
在郊外散步 和我的爱人修剪玫瑰 Long walks in the countryside, pruning roses with my better half,
养养孩子 raising some cubs.
这种生活是我应得的 I've earned it.
我们都知道种植只是这项生意的一半 Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business.
我需要你在欧陆的人脉 I need your European connections.
我见过香肠的生产过程了 I've seen how the sausage is made.
现在给我讲讲肉店 Now tell me about the butcher shops.
那之后再说 马修 Well, that comes later, Matthew,
钱打进托管账户时再说 when the money's in escrow.
既然我们的主人工困境已确立 Now that we've established the dilemma of our protagonist,
现在就来看看咱们的反派角色 let us turn to our antagonist.
很远之外 越过开阔的平原 Many miles away, across the open plains,
另一头凶猛野兽奔向一个水坑 another beautiful feral beast lopes his way to a watering hole.
你现在说的是谁 Who are you talking about now?
雷蒙德 我说的是干眼 I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
干眼啊 Oh, Dry Eye.
他是谁 是中国人 日本人 北京人 What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
还是需要你下跪膜拜的人 Get on your fucking knees?
邪恶的东方巨龙 Dirty dragon filth.
黄色是他皮肤的颜色 赌博是他的拿手好戏 Yellow is his color, gambling is his game.
他就像千禧年鞭炮一样爆炸登场 He explodes on the scene like a millennial fucking firecracker.
砰砰砰 Bang, bang, bang.
你们这群狗日的 You chee-bye motherfuckers!
打断一下 弗莱彻 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Fletcher.
这可不像我认识的干眼 That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know.
就是要你专心听好 雷蒙德 Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond.
我们直接跳到这位做事有点虎头蛇尾 So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic
但又不失风度的干眼 but suave and debonair Dry Eye,
他就像中国版詹姆斯·邦德 like a Chinese James Bond.
《007之杀人饭桶》 "Ricense" to kill.
-打开 -是 老大 - Open them up. - Yes, boss.
天啊 Good Lord.
给他们洗洗 把他们运走 Hose them down, load them up and fuck them off.
-让我看一眼四三二 -是 老大 就在这里 - Let me have a look at 432. - Yes, boss. It's just right here.
打开[粤语]
一百二十个轮轴 三十二个LS发动机 六十个定制 There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines, 60 custom...
行了 给钱 All right. Pay the man.
抱歉 之前的报价是六米的集装箱 这是十二米的 Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20 when it's a 40-footer.
钱要加倍 It's gonna be double bubble.
加倍 Double bubble?
君子一言驷马难追 A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.
现在你或你的家人 Now, either you or your family
要花钱买个教训了 are gonna have to pay for that lesson.
明白了吗 Do we have an understanding?
明白了 老大 Yes, boss.
把钱给这个软蛋 Give the soppy prick his money.
不管怎么说 干眼的故事先告一段落 Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye
我们再来看看迈奇 and turn again to Mickey.
如果你想在这抽这个 If you're thinking of smoking that in here...
打住 Don't.
我没听明白 I find that confusing.
你是指不要吸烟 还是不要想 Do you mean don't smoke or don't think?
好了好了 灭了灭了 Oh, all right, all right, it's going out.
岩石花卉 全天供应鲜花
现在是时候向你介绍我们的女主了 I think the time has come for me to introduce you to our queen.
哈罗德 包 Harold, bag.
如果迈奇是美国牛仔版的凯撒大帝 A Cockney Cleopatra
她就是伦敦东区的埃及艳后 to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.
他那坚不可摧的盔甲上唯一的软肋 The only weak link in his otherwise impregnable armor
就是他对他美丽妻子的忠诚与激情 is his devotion, his passion, some would say his obsession
有人说那就是痴迷 with his beauteous lady wife.
我正在帮你的忙 迈克 I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike,
但每次帮你 最后我还要倒贴 but every time I do you a favor, it ends up costing me too.
接待处
-拜托 罗莎 -为什么科娃小姐还在这里 - Now, come on, Ros... - Why is Miss Kova still here?
那辆路虎揽胜应该早上就修好了 That Range was supposed to be finished this morning.
我不是在跟你说话 迈克 I'm not talking to you, Mike.
抱歉 老板 那辆是路虎是罗杰负责的 Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
我跟你说了多少次 我不要罗杰出现在这 How many times have I told you? I don't want Roger up front.
这里是女士圣殿 他在哪 This is a sanctuary for the ladies. Where is he?
他和你丈夫在你的办公室里 He's up in your office with your husband.
米莎 亲爱的 二十分钟后你就可以走了 Misha, darling, I'll have you out of here in 20 minutes.
罗莎琳 我半个小时后有一节动感单车课 Rosalind, I've got a spin class in half an hour.
再给我二十分钟 这次免单 Twenty minutes and no charge.
丽萨 香槟 Lisa, champagne.
-迈克 还在听吗 -我当然一直在听了 - Mike, are you still there? - Of course I'm still fucking here.
好吧 如果你一直在听 Right, well, if you're still there,
是谁在订购零件 who's ordering the fucking parts?
你觉得怎么样 So what do you think?
提个醒 但别太狠 Ringing the bell, but not too loud.
再给点甜头 Dipped in honey.
点到为止 That's on the money.
但你总能处理得很完美 迈奇 But you always could make a good cup of tea, Mickey.
非常好 Very nice.
你好 罗莎 Hello, Ros.
你们在干什么 What the fuck is going on in here?
我早该知道是你搞的鬼 I should have known it was you behind this.
罗杰应该在下面工作 Rodge is supposed to be working down there
却被你叫上来洗脑 and you're up here blowing his brains out.
-我马上去 老板 -赶紧的 - I'm on it, boss. - You wanna be.
别怪道奇 亲爱的 Don't blame the Dodge, dear.
你知道他消息灵通 You know he's got a special nose
他是在帮我这个老朋友一个忙 and he's doing this old dog a favor.
道奇 快下去干活赚钱 Dodge, get down there and earn your money.
THC轮胎
遵命 Gone.
你来这里干什么 What you doing here anyway?
我就是想来跟我的妻子喝杯茶 Thought I'd come by to have a cup of tea with my wife.
行啊 去把水烧上 Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.
看来交易很顺利 Looks like the deal's gone through.
-要再考虑一下吗 -不考虑了 - Second thoughts? - No second thoughts.
我喜欢中年 I like middle age.
我喜欢贵族生活 私立学校 醇酒佳酿 I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines
和一勺送药的鱼子酱 and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down.
但最重要的是 But most importantly,
我很期待更多与你相伴的时光 I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.
当然了 Course you are.
我不希望你在这无所事事 Look, I don't want you knocking around here
游手好闲 迷失自我 feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.
见鬼了 Well, fuck me.
大多数妻子都求着另一半 Most wives would beg their other halves
金盆洗手 但你不一样 to get out of this game, but not you.
那是因为我了解你 亲爱的 That's because I know you, darling.
亲爱的 你得优雅地退场 Look, you'll have to do this elegantly, love.
如果你退出的消息传开了 If word spreads that you're getting out,
大家会认为你变弱了 that could read as weakness.
你要是闻到了烟味 那是因为有人点着了火 And if you smell smoke, it's 'cause there's a fire,
你可能会付出很大代价 and that could get expensive.
所以得毫不留情地把火苗掐断 So you're gonna have to stamp that out without any gentrification.
但不能由你来做 亲爱的 But not you, love.
别乱来 Don't you do anything messy.
你雇人就是来做这些的 还记得吗 That's why you've got people, remember?
我爱死你了 宝贝 I fucking love you, babe.
那还用说 Course you do.
来一发吗 Any chance?
不行 你等着吧 No, you can wait.
有一个火辣的红发俄罗斯美女要发脾气了 I've got a red-hot Russki with her finger on the trigger.
-我得去处理一下 -我不介意你们俩一起来 - Gotta deal with it. - I don't mind the two of yous.
想得美 滚吧 Go on, fuck off.
弗莱彻 Fletcher...
为什么要浪费我们的时间 why are you wasting our time?
我知道什么发生了 什么没发生 I know what happens in my world and what doesn't.
我不懂的是为什么迈克尔 What I fail to recognize is why Michael should be motivated
要给你写一张两千万的支票 to write you a check for 20 million.
我发现你非常没有耐心 雷蒙德 I find you very impatient, Raymond.
我是个讲故事的人 I am a storyteller.
就像电影里的术语 我是在做铺垫 As they say in the film game, I'm laying pipe.
你最好赶紧说点实质性的东西 Well, you'd better put something through it soon.
那是什么 可以用来烤肉吗 So what is that? Is that a barbecue as well?
-是的 没错 弗莱彻 -我喜欢户外烧烤 - Yes, it is, Fletcher. - I love a barbie.
这装置真有用 不是吗 That is a useful bit of plant, then, isn't it?
不仅能烤肉 还能暖暖膝盖 So that heats up your knees and cooks at the same time?
告诉我在哪弄的 You gotta show me how to get one of them.
你要是马上滚蛋 就能把它带走 Well, you can take it with you if you fuck off now.
雷 Ray.
可以帮我煎块牛排吗 Is there any chance of a steak?
好吧 正好冰箱里有块和牛 Yeah, all right. Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.
我从没吃过和牛 I've never had Wagyu.
给你吃真是浪费 但我只有和牛 Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.
-我去拿吧 朋友 -不 不用了 - I'll get it, mate. - Oh, no, you're all right.
你就待在这里吧 Just stay right there.
我靠 Ow, fuck me!
小心烫 It's hot.
那个弗莱彻真是只老狐狸 He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.
晚安 阿斯兰 Night-night, Aslan.
三十二个LS发动机 32 LS engines?
所有零件都在这十二米的集装箱里吗 You got all these parts on a 40-foot container?
是的 Yeah.
你是怎么做到的 How'd you get your hands on that?
别问了 问了我也不会说实话的 Ask no questions, hear no lies.
开个价吧 Hence the price.
-多少钱 -免费 - So how much? - Oh, no charge.
好吧 代价是什么 Okay, so what's the price?
跟你丈夫见一面 A meeting with your husband.
算了吧 Oh, fuck off.
这不可能 That's not gonna happen.
他会感兴趣的 It's in his interest.
这样吧 这些零件送你了 就当我略表心意 Tell you what, keep the parts. Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
你知道怎么联系我 You know how to get hold of me.
我不能承诺什么 Well, I can't promise anything.
干眼和迈克尔谈过了 对吗 Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down with Michael, didn't he?
无论是否得到龙头本人 Bold move, that, coming in heavy,
乔治勋爵的批准 sanctioned or unsanctioned...
这都是很大胆的行为 by the dragon head himself, Lord George.
那个乔治不是省油的灯 Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.
但干眼青出于蓝而胜于蓝 But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,
还有那些中国佬 比苹果手机升级还快 and them Chinamen, they upgrade quicker than I-fucking-Phones.
他要行动了吗 Is he making moves?
他想自立门户吗 Is he breaking out on his own?
背着乔治勋爵搞东搞西 Big man plans behind Lord George's back?
说句公道话 他非常聪明地 To be fair, it was very nicely
利用了价值十万美元的免费汽车零部件 played with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
因为众所周知 because everyone knows
想要搞定一个男人 得从他的妻子下手 that the way to a man's heart is through his wife.
你会是个不错的妻子 雷蒙德 You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.
谢谢你抽时间与我见面 迈克尔 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Michael.
乔治勋爵向你问好 Lord George sends his best.
我见你只是因为罗莎要我这么做 I only took this meeting because Ros asked me to.
不要再像那样接近她了 Make sure to never approach her like that again.
我无意冒犯 I meant no disrespect.
找我有什么事 How can I help?
我知道你准备抽身了 I understand you're getting out.
抽身 抽什么身 Getting out. Getting out of what?
起床 抽风 还是出柜 Bed? My head? The closet?
别绕弯子了 干眼 我很忙 Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man.
我听说你要金盆洗手了 I hear you're getting out of the game.
我希望你考虑一下我的出价 And I would like you to consider an offer.
这话就此打住 Look, I'm gonna stop you right there
这样你就不必白费唇舌了 小伙子 so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man.
这不是我们俩能谈论的话题 This is not a discussion for the two of us.
不是什么都能像盐和胡椒粉一样 Unlike the salt and pepper,
摆在明面上讨论 it's not on the table.
我的出价很高 This is a big number.
现金 Cash.
我不是商品 I am not for sale.
即便我是 你也还差好几个零 And even if I was, you're several zeros short.
也许这些钱能够买下你手下的"香肠" Now, you may be able to buy your man's sausage for that,
但对我来说 早餐吃这个太不成体统了 but to me it just looks rude at breakfast.
你落伍了 You're out of touch.
你瞧不起我 这是忘记了丛林法则 You're forgetting the laws of the jungle, looking down on me.
当强者只长岁数不长骨气时 Now, when the silverback's got more silver than back...
最好趁着还没被赶走前 自行离开 he best move on... before he gets moved on.
被赶走可不体面 It's not dignified.
这不是你该有的眼界 迈克尔 我是在帮你 It's beneath you, Michael. Trying to do you a favor.
这出价够高了 This is a big fucking number.
而这 And this?
这是一把好枪 This is a big fucking gun.
现在眼睛不干了吧 Eyes not so dry now, are they?
很痛 对吗 Hurts, does it?
你在找你的蛋蛋还是墙上的洞 You looking for your balls or a hole in the wall?
-操 -你觉得你能去哪 - Fuck! - Where the fuck do you think you're going?
来了你就别想走出去 Because you're not going out the way you came in,
你个满嘴谎言的孬种 you deluded duck-eating cunt.
跟我说丛林法则 Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.
那是什么 说我没有眼界 What was it? Something about being beneath me?
岁数不饶人 Silver on back?
这片丛林只有一条法则 There's only one rule in this fucking jungle.
狮子饿了 就会大开杀戒 When the lion's hungry, he eats.
你错了 弗莱彻 You're wrong, Fletcher.
迈克尔的行事风格并非如此 That's not how Michael works.
对 我知道 我只是加点乐子 Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun.
每部电影都需要点动作戏 不是吗 Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it?
迈克尔又不是没有声明在外 And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation.
那是之前 Had a reputation.
他现在变绅士了 He's been gentrified.
出价够高了 ...big fucking number.
我知道你们很喜欢寓言 I know how you lot love fables,
我就跟你讲一则寓言故事吧 so let me share a little fable with you.
从前有一条年少无知的龙 There once was a young and foolish dragon
去向一头聪明狡猾的狮子 who came to ask a wise and cunning lion
询问怎样夺取自己的领地 about acquiring his territory.
而狮子不感兴趣 Now, the lion, he wasn't interested,
于是叫那条小龙滚蛋 so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
但那条龙不懂"滚蛋"是什么意思 But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant,
他不依不饶地问狮子 so he persisted and continued to ask the lion
怎么夺取领地 about acquiring his territory.
于是狮子带着小龙去散步 So the lion took the little dragon for a walk
朝他的小龙头打了五枪 and put five bullets in his little dragon head.
故事讲完了 End of story.
这个故事告诉人们一个道理 Now, allegedly there's a message in there.
我不知道是什么 但你是个聪明的孩子 干眼 I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
也许你能告诉我 Maybe you can explain it to me.
时间到了 小伙子 I think your time's up, chaps.
迈克尔 你应该重新 Michael, you should recons...
好好想想 Just marinade on it.
现在可以滚了 In the meantime, fuck off.
要我说 迈奇一定很高兴见了干眼 不是吗 Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he took that meeting, wasn't he?
是的 进展非常顺利 Yes, it went very well.
-果然 -你要上面还是下面 - Yeah. - Do you want the top or the bottom?
下面 亲爱的 The bottom, please, darling.
那次见面后 有些事情开始浮出了水面 Now, things started to unravel after that meeting.
迈奇的一个农场不是被几只老鼠骚扰过吗 Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms?
尖峰鲜鱼公司 上等鲜鱼供应商
快 Come on.
隐蔽 隐蔽 Stealth, stealth.
快 Go.
戴好面具 Ballys down.
行动 快 快 快 Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
靠 Shit.
我的天啊 Oh, my days.
见鬼了 Fucking hell.
他说过这里会有点大麻 He said there'd be a bit of puff.
他们不是在开玩笑 Yeah, they weren't joking.
伙计们 这些已经包装好了 Oi, fellas. It's already packed.
别浪费时间了 Let's not mess about.
赶紧装车吧 Let's load it up, boys.
你们是谁 Who the fuck are you lot?
别 戴上面罩 Don't. Cover up.
你们知道这是谁的地盘吗 Do you know who owns this gaff?
关我们屁事 We don't give a fuck.
你们来错地方了 I think you got off on the wrong stop.
特萨 Tezza!
-怎么了 -想干一架吗 - What? - Fancy a row?
这群蠢货是谁 Who are these jokers?
他们想要我们的货 They want our gear.
马福 Marv!
这傻逼是谁 Who's this cunt?
约翰 John!
-你们好 -一群老爷兵 - Oh, hello. - It's Dad's Army.
弗兰克 Frank.
这是干什么 泰迪熊的野餐吗 What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?
莫 Mo!
那个兔子洞还有兔子吗 Any more rabbits in that warren?
你们需要先活动下腿脚吗 You lads fancy a warm-up?
对付你们这些小甜甜就不用了 Not for you Jelly Babies.
数到三 伙计们 On three, lads.
三 Three.
怎么 你想叫回来吗 老爷爷 What? You wanna call him back, Granddad?
操 Fuck!
老板 给我来两个现做的汉堡 Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove.
快点 明白吗 Get that quick, understand?
我还要两份薯条 And I want two chips as well.
这里怎么一股尿骚味 What is this smell of wee in here?
这傻逼是谁 老天 Who the fuck is this joke, man?
别靠近我 孩子 Don't stand near me, son.
你的漱口水里混了猫尿 You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.
后退两步 排队 Take two steps back and wait your turn.
你最好滚远点 老头 否则看我怎么收拾[弄湿]你 You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.
你唯一能弄湿的是你的内裤 孩子 The only thing you can wet's your underpants, son.
现在 后退两步 Now, back two steps.
扳机 就你了 上吧 Trigger. That's you. Go on.
-该你了 上吧 哥们 -好吗 - That's you. You're up, bruv. - Yeah?
干他 狠狠干他 哥们 Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
捅他 哥们 Stick it in him, bruv.
如果你要捅人 扳机 Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.
别用那种花招式 Don't, you know, dance.
你们是要致敬四顶尖乐团吗 What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
1960年代底特律的声乐团队 由四名黑人组成
包皮队 红皮队 The Foreskins. The Redskins.
华盛顿红皮队是一支橄榄球队 有球迷称其为包皮队
印第安人入场了 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians.
华盛顿红皮队队标为印第安人
北方灵魂的调调回来了 听见了吗 孩子们 Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys?
1960年代的美国黑人灵魂音乐风格
让马文·盖伊重新快乐起来[改回原来的名字] Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.
1960年代的美国黑人歌手 原名为Marvin Pentz Gay Jr
我现在来劲了 I'm on fire over here, lads.
快点 我需要过几招 快点 Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on.
你们还有什么招数 还有什么招 What have you got for me? What have you got for me?
迅速一点 有趣一点 Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
老天 真令人失望 不 那个不算 Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that.
再来 再来 Go again. Go again.
利落一点 来捅我吧 Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it.
-快点收拾他 哥们 -快点 - Fucking do him, laddie. - Come on.
该死 Oh, shit!
来吧 你这个蠢货 Come on then, you dickhead.
我的眼睛 My eyes!
你们这是在让自己难堪 Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads.
小孩拿刀捅 女孩用枪打 男孩挥拳头 Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.
成年人打架用的是头脑 Grown-ups fight with their heads.
这里才是真正的战场 That's where the real battle is.
这里 白头发之下 Up here, in the gray.
他把我打晕了 He sparked me out, bruv.
醒醒吧 各位 生活节奏很快 你们太慢了 Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow.
生活本艰难 Life's hard on a bone top.
来趟拳馆 我看看怎么教教你们 Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous.
等等 你就是那个教练吗 Hang on. Are you the coach?
教练 是厄尼 Coach, it's Ernie.
见鬼 他就是那个教练 那个大名鼎鼎的教练 Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach.
厄尼 怎么了 Ernie, what is it?
大功告成 Ball's in the back of the net.
我们打赢了 We've rung the bell here
会算你一份的 因为你是我们的导师 and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor.
我没听懂你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about,
但你的语气让我紧张 but I don't like the sound of it.
-我们搞了一大堆叶子 -听我说 厄尼 - We've landed a load of sticky bush. - Listen to me, now, Ernie.
赶紧走 Walk away.
太晚了 我们已经在拳馆卸货了 It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van.
你把我的车开去了 You took my van?
在那等着 我十分钟内到 Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes.
抱歉打扰 不过我觉得你应该看看这个 老大 I'm sorry to intrude, but I think you need to see this, boss.
顽童出品
♪ 纯爷们不需要开门 ♪ ♪ Man don't have to take off the door ♪
♪ 开着豪车 从地板破洞而过 ♪ ♪ Pull up in a dinger, straight through the hole in the floor ♪
♪ 我们是顽童 不知道你有啥看法 ♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers, don't know what you thought ♪
♪ 快天亮时 你会惊掉下巴 ♪ ♪ By the end of the night, you'll be picking up your jaw ♪
第四卷 大麻之战
♪ 大麻不止十株二十株 ♪ ♪ Plants not ten or twenty ♪
本尼迪克蛋是一道水波蛋早餐
我是本尼蛋 因为我绝不会被击溃[敲碎] It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked.
♪ 和本尼蛋一起奔向大麻屋 ♪ ♪ Run up in the crop gaff with Eggs Benny ♪
本尼蛋
♪ 男人被爆蛋 腿就马上软 ♪ ♪ Man's egg got cracked and his legs went jelly ♪
♪ 总之我们要把房子搜刮干净 ♪ ♪ Just know that we're leaving the room with every last penny ♪
♪ 不开玩笑 纯爷们不吹逼 ♪ ♪ No joke, man don't boast ♪
大家叫我鬼魂 因为我出招快到看不清 They call me Ghost, 'cause you never see me coming.
♪ 一见鬼魂 就知玩完 ♪ ♪ Just know it's over when you see Ghost ♪
鬼魂
♪ 一记回旋踢 鼻子保不住 ♪ ♪ Spinning back kick might take off your nose ♪
♪ 他的身影你的噩梦 重肘出击 送你直冲云霄 ♪ ♪ Man don't want that smoke, big elbow to the top of the dome ♪
我叫厄尼 My name's Ernie.
♪ 他的身影你的噩梦 不 ♪ ♪ Man don't want that smoke, nah ♪
因为我左拳快 右拳狠 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy.
♪ 我是厄尼 ♪ ♪ And I'm Ernie, ♪
厄尼
♪ 左拳快 右拳狠 ♪ ♪ the left hand's fast but the right hand's sturdy ♪
♪ 他们知道我从小就是个坏坯 ♪ ♪ They know I been bad from early ♪
♪ 你那小破锁头功伤不着我 ♪ ♪ Your likkle 'eadlock can't hurt me ♪
♪ 我向来玩阴的 吉姆 ♪ ♪ I'm fighting dirty, Jim ♪
我是吉姆 Jim.
铁颚
♪ 你已经知道他可不是好惹的 ♪ ♪ You already know man can't fuck with him ♪
♪ 打起架来 人们若是一头撞向他 ♪ ♪ When it comes to this fighting ting, manna head butt him ♪
♪ 抱住双腿 头就栽地 ♪ ♪ Put in the double 'ead take down ♪
给我们看爽片干什么 雷 Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
因为这爽片是在我的农场拍的 Because it's fight porn at one of my farms.
♪ 我们是顽童 你是不是傻 ♪ ♪ We're the toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
♪ 搞清楚我们来自贫民窟底层 ♪ ♪ Just know that we come from the bottom of the slum ♪
♪ 我们饥渴难耐 饥不择食 ♪ ♪ And we're hungry, means we're coming for the crumbs ♪
♪ 就像收税员 冲你的钱而来 ♪ ♪ And we're like a taxman, cah we're coming for your funds ♪
♪ 砰砰 看见我们是一伙歹徒了吗 ♪ ♪ Bang, bang, you see us in a gang ♪
-教练 -吉姆 把烟掐了 - Coach. - Jim, put that shit out.
-我才刚 -吉姆 来我办公室 - I've only just... - Jim, into the office.
本尼 别搬了 跟吉姆一起来 Benny, put down that box of scorpions. Follow Jim.
又不是我的主意 教练 It weren't my idea, coach.
该死 Oh, shit.
马尔 你的鼻子怎么搞的 Mal, what the fuck did you do to your nose?
还有一周就比赛了 兄弟 You have a fight in a week, man.
没有看起来这么严重 Looks a lot worse than what it is.
-我完全没事 -是吗 - I'm a hundred percent. - Yeah?
两千点击量了 Two thousand hits!
老天 Oh, my days!
我在里面屌爆了 这灯光太炸了 I look mad in this. The lighting is banging.
♪ 发到网上 ♪ ♪ Put it on the net ♪
♪ 敢打赌一秒点击破百万吗 ♪ ♪ Do you wanna bet it will do a milly in a sec? ♪
♪ 成箱的叶子 ♪ ♪ Boxes of bush ♪
♪ 都是芽 没有土 ♪ ♪ All buds, no dust ♪
♪ 一箱一箱又一箱 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes ♪
♪ 我们是顽童 你是不是傻 ♪ ♪ We're the toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
♪ 成箱的叶子 ♪ ♪ Boxes of bush ♪
♪ 都是芽 没有土 ♪ ♪ All buds, no dust ♪
♪ 一箱一箱又一箱 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes ♪
♪ 我们是顽童 你是不是傻 ♪ ♪ We're the toddlers, are you dumb? ♪
一定要把我的上勾拳剪进去 太有黑帮范了 Make sure you get the upper cut in. It looks gangsta.
是我想的那样吗 Is that what I think it is?
没错 但没你想得那么糟 Yeah, but the best version of it.
别告诉我你把这爽片传上网了 Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online.
网上已经传疯了 教练 上热门了 It's white hot, Coach. The hits.
全宇宙都知道了 It's gone intergalactic.
我是哪根筋搭错了 What was I thinking,
把你们这帮兔崽子留在这没人看着 leaving you kids alone unsupervised?
给我撤下来 马上 Take it down. Now!
不得不说 出乎我的意料 I've gotta say, I was impressed.
他们打架的仗势 一看就是练过的 The way they fought? They're on point, guvnor.
教他们打架的人肯定是个硬茬 Whoever trained them knows what he's doing.
谢谢 够了 Thank you. That's enough.
-我只是说说 -别说了 - Well, I'm just saying. - Well, quit saying.
好吧 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
我刚接受了马修的收购报价 No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out
拒绝了干眼 and reject Dry Eye's offer
我的一个农场就被人抢了 does one of my farms get raided.
前所未有 First time ever.
怎么看也不像是巧合 对吧 Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?
肯定不是 这就是计划好的 It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.
-他们怎么找到农场的 -不清楚 - How did they find it? - I don't know.
我调查一下 I'm making inquiries.
马修那边怎么样 What about Matthew?
他得有十足的把握才会交出这四亿 He's gonna need reassuring before he parts with 400 big ones.
还有很多疑点 雷 So many questions unanswered, Ray.
比如 是谁这么聪明 找到了迈奇的农场 I mean, who'd be smart enough to find one of Mickey's farms?
当然 除我之外 Apart from me, of course.
再比如 谁有这么大胆子这么干 And who would be bold enough to make such a move?
还全程录像 发布到网上 Especially to film it all and then post it all online?
因为这样做分明就是当众打你的脸 不是吗 Because that is really rubbing your face in it, isn't it?
我是来帮忙的 迈克尔 I'm here to help, Michael.
我是你的朋友 你的盟友 I'm your friend, your ally,
你的全年无休圣诞老人 your Santa Claus for all seasons,
希望你知道我的精灵团队非常有说服力 and I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive.
说服力 我要说服力干什么 Persuasive? And why would I need persuasive?
我听说你遇到了一点小麻烦 Well, I hear you might have had a little trouble.
之前我没有资源时你帮过我一把 Now, you helped me before when my source ran dry,
所以我也还你个人情 给你提个醒 so I'm just returning the favor and reminding you
我有一些可靠的朋友 I have effectual friends.
精灵吗 Elves?
什么精灵 Elves?
-你自己说的精灵 -我说了吗 - Yes. You said elves. - Did I?
我没意见 马修 完全没有 No trouble over here, Matthew. No trouble at all.
我给你带了个小礼物 So we brought you a token.
真的吗 You did?
是个什么礼物呢 And what might this be?
是个镇纸 你可以用来压好 It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper
我要给你的文件 I'm about to give you.
-我看像把枪 -也是个镇纸 - Well, it looks like a gun. - And it's a paperweight.
但是在这个国家 Seeing how in this country,
跟在我的祖国不同 枪是非法的 unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.
晚上骑自行车不开车灯也违法 So is riding your bicycle at night without lights.
法律只是起个指引作用 Laws are there as a guideline.
在法国 给猪起名叫拿破仑是违法的 In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon,
但我就要这么做 来抓我呀 but just try and stop me.
我很喜欢 你们很贴心 I quite like it. You're very kind.
-谢谢 -两岸一家亲 - Thank you. - Hands across the sea.
迈奇打消了犹太人的疑虑 Mickey calmed down the Jew
看起来交易仍然会如期进行 and it seems the deal is still going ahead.
但时机不佳 威胁到了交易 农场也关了 But bad timing, jeopardizing deals, shutting down farms.
亨利勋爵 二号庄园
如果迈奇不收拾干净残局 It could be an expensive disaster
就会损失惨重 if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
我应该害怕吗 Should I be scared?
我看不必 但我觉得还是应该小心为上 I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution.
什么意思 What does that mean?
意思就是我得歇业 It means I'm going to have to close shop,
关闭农场 让它彻底消失 shut this farm down and make it disappear.
你这几天可能会看见 You might see a couple of trucks around here
这里有几辆车进出 但仅此而已 over the next few days, but that's it.
我不会装作 Well, I'm not gonna pretend that
每年少了一百万英镑的佣金 missing out on a million pounds commission a year
对我来说不算什么 isn't going to hurt somewhat.
不是只有你有损失 The pain is being shared.
被盗的货品 由此产生的收入 Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime,
关闭农场的花费 在其它地方重头再来的开销 the cost of shutting down, the expense of setting up elsewhere.
有意思 但时机真是再糟不过了 It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing.
怎么说 How so?
我刚 I've...
我刚发现我们需要修新的屋顶 I've just learned we need a whole new roof apparently.
正如我所说 我和你一样为这事感到心烦 As I say, I'm as upset about this as you are.
-亨利 -迈奇 - Henry. - Mickey.
平时迈奇靠贵族公子照拂 The toffs look after Mickey.
现在轮到迈奇照顾他们了 Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
但需要照顾的贵族公子有很多 But there's a lot of toffs to look after.
-亨利 -屋漏 - Henry. - And when it rains...
让我来处理屋顶的事吧 Let me take care of the roof.
偏逢连夜雨 it fucking pours.
现在只有一件事 Now, there's only one thing
比贵族公子更需要照顾 that needs more looking after than a toff,
普雷斯菲尔德勋爵 十二号庄园
那就是贵族公子的子孙 and that is a toff's offspring.
正好让我继续回到大戴夫的故事 Which brings me neatly back to Big Dave's story,
这也是我为什么来这里 the very reason I'm sitting here sipping whiskey with you
跟你小酌威士忌的原因 in the first fucking place.
大戴夫就是这样扳倒迈奇的 This is how Big Dave is gonna bring Mickey down,
利用并伤害普雷斯菲尔德勋爵深爱的女儿 by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child.
普雷斯菲尔德勋爵的女儿 Lord Pressfield's daughter,
赫赫有名 才华横溢的劳拉 the famous and talented Laura,
仇恨自我 伤害自己 all self-hate and harm,
深陷瘾君子鲍尔·诺埃尔的阴郁魅力 has fallen for this Power Noel's smacked-out dark charm,
这种故事多多益善 and I want the lot of them,
尤其是那种 谄媚的小娘们皮尔森 especially that slimy little jam rag Pearson,
和一个名声败坏的穷光蛋贵族公子同床共枕 in bed with a skint, discredited toff,
还向那些父母忙着在瑞士阿尔卑斯山滑雪 and supplying gear to young and reckless rock-star royals,
且愚不可及对儿女不闻不问的 royals unbridled by distracted parents
叛逆年轻皇室子弟 too busy skiing on the Swiss Alps to notice
供应兴奋剂 and too fucking stupid to care.
我喜欢 你很擅长这个 老大 I like it. You're good at this, boss.
我当然知道我擅长什么 哈米 闭嘴 Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy. Fuck off.
出身名门 吸毒成瘾 Aristocratic, junkie,
暴饮暴食 唱歌需要调音的千金大小姐 bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter
美国骗子 出身名门 吸毒成瘾 暴饮暴食 唱歌需要调音的千金大小姐
和一个昙花一现的流行歌手同过居 shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star,
全由迈奇·皮尔森照顾 and all looked after by Mickey Pearson.
我喜欢 我很喜欢 I like it. You know, I like it a lot.
我们把她宠坏了 We wrapped her in cotton wool.
但她可是我们的小罗拉 But she was our little Lor-la.
查理这么喊她是因为以前她不会念劳拉 Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first.
我们很想她 迈奇 We miss her terribly, Mickey.
我这爸当的真失败 I've failed as a parent.
你也不要过于自责了 亲爱的 You mustn't keep beating yourself up, dear.
安妮说得对 查尔斯 不要自责了 Anne's right, Charles. You mustn't blame yourselves.
听起来劳拉是在很脆弱的时期 It sounds as though Laura fell in with the wrong crowd
结交了一群不该结交的朋友 at a time when she was particularly vulnerable.
我们还能做点什么呢 What more could we do?
我们很多朋友的孩子都是这样 It's happened to so many of our friends.
这就是个诅咒 It's a curse.
-我能调查一下这事吗 -你会帮我们吗 - Do you mind if I look into it? - So you'll help us?
我看看我能帮上什么忙 Let me see what I can do.
你也该给自己整一套 老大 You should get yourself one of these, boss.
我也是这么想的 Well, that's the plan.
一切都好吗 Everything all right?
你还记得他们的女儿吗 You remember their daughter?
记得 劳拉 好姑娘 有副好嗓子 Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice.
一个叛逆的小摇滚乐手 可惜了好这一口 Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. Shame about the habit.
她失踪了 父母让我们帮忙找到她 送她回家 She's gone missing. They've asked us to find her, bring her home.
有什么问题吗 Is that a problem?
我猜到你会要我这么做了 老大 Well, I had a feeling you might ask me this, boss,
所以我提前调查了一番 so I did some due diligence.
查到她在哪了 那地方很不妙 I know where she is and I don't like it.
-我们最好不要插手这事 -为什么 - I'd rather we didn't get involved. - Why not?
她在伦敦南部的市建住宅里 She's on a South London council estate.
-那又怎么样 -不是我们的地盘 - So? - It's out of our jurisdiction.
有许多不确定因素 我们没有十足的把握 There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control.
如果她不愿意回家怎么办 场面会变得很难看 What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy.
或许你说得对 但你还是得去 Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it.
我理解 I accept that.
但能不能让弗莱泽尔去办这事 But can't you send Frazier instead?
不 我不能让弗莱泽尔去 No, I can't send Frazier instead.
你是我最得力的手下 我要你去 You're my best man. I want you.
我不喜欢瘾君子 It's just that I don't like smackies.
他们就像浴缸里的肮脏污秽和蛆虫一样 It's the filth and the grime and the grub in the tub.
我又没让你这个强迫症去跟他们欢度周末 雷 I'm not asking your OCD to spend the weekend with them, Ray.
就当是做慈善了 Think of it as philanthropy.
走吧 你开车 Come on, you're driving.
好心没好报 No good deed goes unpunished.
这时候就轮到你表演了 对吧 雷蒙德 And this is where you have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
该你闪亮登场 This is where you step on stage
推动多米诺骨牌一枚枚倒下 and set the dominoes flying every-fucking-where.
什么意思 Meaning what?
意思是"好心没好报" Meaning no good deed goes unpunished.
叩 叩叩 叩 叩 Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.
早上好 Buenos dias.
你走错了 Wrong door.
我是雷蒙德·史密斯 My name is Raymond Smith.
我能进屋谈谈吗 Can I step inside for a moment, please?
有什么事吗 警官 How can I help you, Officer?
我不是警察 只是需要占用你一点时间 I'm not the police. No, I just need a moment of your time.
谈谈劳拉·普雷斯菲尔德 It's about Laura Pressfield.
没听说过这个名字 I don't know anyone of that name.
如果你能让我进屋谈谈的话 It would be much easier for all parties concerned
对所有人都更轻松 if I could just step inside for a moment.
不行 快滚 No, fuck off.
妈呀 Jeez.
这车真不错啊 老兄 That's a nice whip, bruv.
发动机超赞 就是轮毂不太行 Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though.
借我们开开呗 Yeah, lend us the keys.
改装成镀铬二十二英寸轮毂玩玩 Put some chrome twenty-twos on that.
这老哥穿着踝靴和喇叭裤呢 Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know.
怕不是个娘娘腔吧 Deffo linking a jessie.
搞什么 What the fuck?
-你们进来干什么 -别激动 - What are you doing here? - Now, now, now.
-快滚出去 -稳住 稳住 - Get the fuck out. - Now, now, now.
别激动 孩子们 As you was, boys and girls.
乖乖坐好 Sit down.
感谢配合 Thank you.
开窗透透气怎么样 Shall we have a little bit of fresh air?
布朗 你这些朋友都是什么人 Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?
没有必要激动 年轻人 No need to get excited, young man.
我们很快就会离开 We will be gone in a few moments.
不不不 你们现在就得离开 赶快滚出去 No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
老虎不发威当我是病猫吗 赶快滚 I can be dangerous if I want to be. Get the fuck out now.
坐下 鲍尔 我劝你在惹上麻烦之前回去坐好 Sit down, Power, before you get yourself into more trouble.
你怎么知道我的名字 他怎么会知道我的名字 How d'you know my name? How the fuck does he know my name?
我知道你们所有人的名字 I know all your names.
除了那边那个怪胎 Apart from that little anomaly.
我知道你们在哪上学 I know where you went to school.
我知道你们的父母是谁 I know who your parents are.
我还知道为了五块钱白粉你可以给别人吹箫 And I know you'll suck a cock for a five-pound bag.
给我坐下 Now sit.
我把话说清楚 我的老大 Just so we're clear, I work for a man,
是一位有权有势的人 a powerful man.
迈克尔·皮尔森 Michael Pearson.
给你加十分 劳拉 Ten points to you, Laura.
谁是迈克尔·皮尔森 Who's Michael Pearson?
她父亲的朋友 在伦敦经营大麻生意 Friend of her father's. Runs London's puff game.
一个自大狂 A big dick swinger.
你叫什么 年轻人 What is your name, young man?
-阿斯兰 -你是哪里人 阿斯兰 - Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan?
听口音不是本地人 You don't sound like one of the natives.
迪士尼来的 Disneyland.
我猜也是 Sounds about right.
你说的没错 他是个自大狂 Well, you are correct. He is a big dick swinger.
但这话最好别当他的面说 But I wouldn't want him to hear you say that.
最好在我们分别之后 It's best you forget
你就能忘记他是干什么的 what he apparently does for a living after we depart.
劳拉 你父亲委托我们带你回家 Now, Laura, your father's asked us to bring you home.
她哪也不去 She's not going anywhere.
介意我坐下吗 Do you mind if I sit?
介意 Yes.
我卷大麻时不用美国人那种新潮方法 I don't build a joint like the Americans and the new school...
什么一层卷 护档卷 back-strapping, jockstrapping,
什么混可卡因卷 都是扯淡 coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
我喜欢经典的一半大麻一半烟叶 I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me.
我们以前都是这么卷的 That's how we used to play.
如果说有什么是我永远无法理解的 If there's one thing I will never understand,
就是为什么你们会去碰海洛因 it's why you lot get addicted to heroin.
如果说有什么毒品是绝不能沾的 If there's one drug you should not chase,
那就是白粉 it is the dirty dragon.
你试过白粉吗 巴尼 Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?
我没碰过 雷 我连大麻戒了 No, not me, Ray. I don't even puff anymore.
那是当然 巴尼喜欢健身 你们也看得出来 Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. You can probably see that.
-你最近杠铃推举练得怎么样了 -一边三个 - What are you benching these days? - Three wheels a side.
你呢 布朗 What about you, Brown?
我怎么了 我能举多重吗 What about me? What could I lift?
你连块奶酪都举不起来 傻逼 You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.
好了 Now...
如果你们想玩点刺激的 if you wanna be naughty,
不如抽着大麻做着爱喝着酒 what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine,
听着巴里·怀特 享受着烛光鸳鸯浴 some Barry White, candles around the bath
美国黑人音乐家
用手指好好伺候你的小女友 and put your finger in the missus?
巴里·怀特是谁 Who's Barry White?
一个大个子黑人老头 Big black geezer.
声音很性感 Sexy voice.
我没太听懂 I'm... I'm lost.
浴缸里有我 Am I in the bath with
还有巴里·怀特在伺候我的小女友吗 Barry White's finger in my missus?
闭嘴吧布朗 我讲到巴里·怀特之前你就已经懵了 Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long before Barry White walked in.
如果你们不开心的话 If you lot are unhappy,
应该找朋友倾诉一下思绪 you should share your thoughts with your friends.
找正经朋友 把心事讲出来 用积极的态度面对 Nice friends. Talk it out, find a positive solution.
不 你们却偏要自甘堕落 But, no, all you lot choose squalor.
沉浸在自己的白人愧疚感中 Drowning in your liberal white guilt.
不好意思 我为什么愧疚 Sorry, what am I guilty of?
因为你是个傻逼 布朗 Being a cunt, Brown.
你个傻逼 Being a cunt.
话说回来 我又不是你们的心理医生 Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
我只是试着给你们分享一些正能量 I'm just trying to radiate some positive vibes man to man.
毕竟搞大麻曾经是件积极向上的事 I mean, that's what this puff game used to be all about.
扯远了 Anyway...
轮到你表态了 劳拉 back to you, Laura,
这臭狗屎王国尊贵的女王 queen in this here kingdom of shit.
一朵鲜花插在粪堆上 A single rose in a cauldron of thorns.
准备好浪子回头了吗 Are you ready to turn the corner?
敞开心扉 荡涤心灵 Open the curtains and let the light in?
试试给你爸爸妈妈省省心 Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible,
让自己开心起来 make yourself happy.
好吧 All right.
真好 还挺轻松 Fucking hell. That was easy.
皆大欢喜 All right, fantastic.
既然如此 巴尼 Well, in that case, Bunny,
你去帮劳拉收拾一下行李好吗 will you help Laura with her things, please?
来了 Incoming.
不用了巴尼 我没行李 It's all right, Bunny. I don't really have anything.
这破地方我也不愿意待了 It's a shithole anyway.
求求你别走 等一下 Don't go. Please, wait!
坐好 Sit down!
再敢碰我 我就把你胳膊卸了 Touch me again, I'll cut your fucking arm off.
没事的 巴尼 你先走 It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.
我还不至于打不过一个傻逼毒虫 I just will not be manhandled by a junkie cunt.
戴夫 让孩子们老老实实待一分钟 Dave, keep the kids in school for one minute.
这兄弟说不定是想买大麻 My man probably wants to buy weed.
-想要"浓药"吗 -还是"紫烟" - What, da Loud Pack, boss? - Or the Purple Haze then.
我哥们刚抽了一记"呛死驴" My man just pulled out a donkey choker, bruv.
留着你的大麻 Keep your puff.
给自己去买个便签本 再买包糖 Buy yourself a sticky book and a packet of sweets.
太阔了 All-in!
别动 别动 Now, now, now.
你个傻逼 You cunt.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
这表不错啊 兄弟 Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.
老狼老狼几点钟 Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?
到了该你们滚蛋的钟点了 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
给我揍他 布朗 Fucking hit him, Brown!
他送了你一把枪 Ah. He's bought you a gun.
这小礼物不错 That's a nice little gift.
这个小礼物就能让你蹲五年牢 Five years in prison all in one little box.
这可不是枪 亲爱的 这是个镇纸 Oh, but that's not a gun, dear. That's a paperweight.
当然当然 还配了六颗可爱的小子弹 Course it is, along with a family of six baby bullets.
得抓紧把这东西处理掉 Guess we'll have to get rid of that.
-你好 雷 -罗莎兰 - Hello, Ray. - Rosalind.
不好意思打扰了 Sorry for the interruption.
有什么事 雷 What do you need, Ray?
劳拉·普雷斯菲尔德已经安全回家了 Laura Pressfield has been returned home safely.
很好 Good.
还有什么 What else?
她的一个小同伴出了点小意外 One of her associates had an accident.
-妈的 -不小心从窗户掉下楼了 老大 - Shit. - He fell out of a window, boss.
老狼老狼几点钟 What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
到了该你们滚蛋的钟点了 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
哎我操 Oh, shit.
听起来是个很悲惨的意外 Sounds like quite an extreme accident.
是的 更确切地说是死了 Yeah, it was more like a death, really.
-哎我操 -来个自拍 兄弟 - Oh, shit. - Selfie, bruv!
所以你杀人了 So you killed someone?
不 是地心引力杀掉了他 No. It was the gravity that killed him.
-他是什么人 -阿斯兰 - Who was he? - Aslan.
是个爱吸毒的俄罗斯小孩 Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms.
俄罗斯 那可不妙 Russian kid? That doesn't sound good.
有人看到这事吗 Anyone see you?
来张自拍 快拍一张 Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
妈的 Shit.
没有留下证据 我们已经清理干净了 Nothing was recorded. We left it clean.
-尸体呢 -我处理掉了 - The body? - I've dealt with that.
-这可不是好事 -确实 - This is not ideal. - It is not.
别看那些小子穿得破破烂烂 You can't be fooled by how those junkies dress.
-他们都是上贵族学校的 -阿斯兰 - They went to schools, expensive schools. - Aslan.
他们的父母很有钱 非常有钱 Their parents have money, lots of money.
而钱会带来麻烦 And money can be a problem.
见鬼 Shit.
我猜你没告诉迈奇真相 I bet you told Mickey nothing about what happened.
你是在套我的话 弗莱彻 因为你一无所知 You're fishing, Fletcher, because you've got no idea.
你说得对 我在套话 You're right, I am fishing.
看 我要在我的包里摸索一番 Look at this. I'm fishing in my little baggie.
看我找到了什么 And what have I found?
谢谢 或者我该 Thank you. Or should I say...
用俄语说谢谢 spasibo?
那个年轻人在做什么呢 What's that young man doing?
他是在地上找什么东西吗 Is he looking for something on the floor?
弗莱泽尔 Frazier.
伙计们 你们得把手机给我们 Lads, we're gonna need those phones.
跑 快跑 兄弟 快跑 Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
巴尼 抓住他 清理现场 Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.
-来啊 抓我啊 混蛋 -小王八蛋 - Come on then, catch me, dickhead. - Little cunt.
废物 Wanker!
傻眼了吧 现在我有兄弟撑腰了 What you saying now, fam? Huh? Now I've got backup.
那你也没法给手机备份 傻逼 You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.
兄弟 这家伙想抢我手机 Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone.
-干他的 -滚 - Fucking do him. - Back the fuck up!
你想怎么巧言脱身啊 兄弟 How you gonna talk your way out of this one, mate?
别紧张 伙计们 Easy, lads.
你们肯定都是道上的人 混黑帮的 I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters,
都是些恶棍阿飞 proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.
但我不想找事 But I come in peace.
我没想偷 我是想买下它 I'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to buy it.
用真金白银买 For good money. Honest money.
是吗 买这个手机 Yeah? What, this phone?
-多少钱 -一千块 - How much? - A full bag.
然后我就会消失 就像黎明时刻的黑暗一样 Then I'll be gone, like the darkness at dawn.
你不如直接把钱给我们 然后滚蛋 How about you give us that bag and be gone anyway?
别胡闹了 傻逼 Stop fucking around, cunt.
钱拿走 把手机给我 Give me the phone and take the money.
把钱放下赶紧滚 小子 Drop the fucking money and run, boy.
行 Right.
-见鬼 -跑 跑 跑 - Fuck! - Move, move, move!
现在 Now...
把手机放在地上 put the phone on the ground.
-可恶的小鬼 -你在做什么 戴夫 - Fucking prick. - What are you doing, Dave?
手机就在他身上 It's on him somewhere.
我在找了 等一下 见鬼 I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
雷 Ray?
我能用下你的卫生间吗 就尿个尿 Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee?
弗莱彻 进屋脱鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
把鞋子留在门边 Leave them by the door.
是 妈妈 Yes, Mommy.
来啊 兄弟 你的速度呢 兄弟 Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother?
你还能再跑快点 You can do better than that.
废物 Wanker.
快点 巴尼 别浪费时间了 Come on, Bunny, stop fucking about.
看看你出汗出的 兄弟 Look at you sweat, bruv.
差一点 差一点 差一点 Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there.
把腿抬起来啊 加油 兄弟 Lift those legs up. Come on, bro.
你今天应该穿跑鞋出门的 兄弟 You should have brought your running shoes today, bro.
为参加奥运会练练腿脚 Trying out for the Olympics, are we?
这是飞人博尔特 加油啊 飞人 It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain.
手机 Phone.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
我现在能回家了吗 Can I go home now?
当然可以 亲爱的 当然 Course you can, darling. Course you can.
有问题吗 雷 Is there a problem here, Ray?
我不知道 I don't know.
有问题吗 弗莱彻 Is there a problem here, Fletcher?
完全没有 I see no problem at all.
我忘记洗手了 I forgot to wash my hands.
下次来先打声招呼 Next time call first.
抱歉 兄弟 Sorry, guv.
你没有听见一点风声 And you haven't heard a whisper?
丢了这么多叶子 怎么会没有一点消息 How can so much bush go missing and nobody know nothing?
说实话我什么都没听说 教练 Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
街上没什么风声 但你知道吗 Nothing on the street. But you know what?
有个叫迈奇·皮尔森的老头 There is this geezer called Mickey Pearson.
-迈奇·皮尔森是谁 -你知道他的 - Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? - Ah, you know him.
他是做叶子生意的 一个狠角色 He runs the bush game. He's a horrible cunt.
最好别招惹他 You don't wanna step on his toes.
但你的人不可能去撬他的车 But there's no way your lads jimmied their way into his car,
所以你不用担心这个问题 so I wouldn't concern yourself with that.
好 你知道去哪里找我 查撒 All right, you know where to find me, Chasa.
帮我留意消息 Keep your ear to the ground.
大主角 你进去 Primetime, in you get.
厄尼 Ernie.
你知道那个中国人叫什么了吗 Did you get that Chinese fella's name?
-茨奥[福] -什么 - Phuc. - What?
茨奥 和"操"很像 但是"茨"开头 Phuc, like "Fuck" With a "Ph."
别跟我来道上那套 厄尼 他住在哪里 Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?
-克罗伊登的富人区 -把绳子放下 - Posh part of Croydon. - Drop the rope.
克罗伊登没有富人区 There is no posh part of Croydon.
-相对而言 好吗 -厄尼 你在做什么 - It's comparative, innit? - Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
你为什么不来训练 你这黑贱人 Why aren't you training, you black cunt?
这就我一个人 I'm on my own here.
他是不是刚叫我黑贱人 Did he just call me a black cunt?
-是的 -他不能那么说 那是种族歧视 - Yes, he did. - He can't do that. That's racist.
但你是黑人 也是贱人 厄尼 But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie.
这是事实 Those are the facts.
我觉得大主角不关心你的种族 I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.
我是黑人 The fact that I'm black
和我是不是贱人没关系 has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt.
他没说黑人是贱人 厄尼 He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie.
他只是说你 He was being specific to you.
二者之间毫无关联 One has nothing to do with the other.
并且更进一步而言 如果我没搞错的话 And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken,
这么叫你一种亲昵的表现 and say it was a term of familiar affection.
大主角是吉普赛人 Primetime's a Gypsy.
但我不会叫他吉普赛贱人 I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
干嘛不叫 也许他不介意 Why not? He might be very understanding.
当然 必须是出于朋友之情 Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.
现在说回眼前这件事 Now, back to the issue at hand.
我需要那个中国人的地址 好吗 I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay?
明早给你 教练 You'll have it by the morning, coach.
-好伙计 -还有 教练 - Good lad. - And, coach...
-什么 -我有个好消息 - What? - I've got some good news.
-什么 -我知道我们拿了谁的大麻了 - What? - I found out whose weed we took.
操你妈的现在才说 And now you fucking tell me!
我让你们停了吗 Did I say stop?
厄尼 这不是 Ernie, this is not the fucking time
藏着掖着的时候了 to keep your cards close to your chest.
告诉我他的名字不是迈奇·皮尔森 Just tell me his name isn't Mickey Pearson.
天呐 教练 你也是吉普赛人吗 Blimey, coach, are you a Gypsy too?
你用茶叶渣和水晶球占卜出来了吗 You been reading tea leaves, got a crystal ball?
这可不是好消息 厄尼 That is not good news, Ernie.
背上巨大的暴力人情 Mickey Pearson is terrible news
迈奇·皮尔森绝不是好消息 in the face of a violent and expensive debt.
我是来见你的老大的 I'm here to see your boss.
有什么话就说吧 Feel free to talk.
我那些蠢孩子们去你们地盘闹了事 I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit
我猜你就是这个组织的顾问吧 that my boys were stupid enough to fuck around with.
我想代表他们为这件事道歉 On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf.
我那些孩子 很天真 My boys, they're naive,
他们以前都过着苦日子 现在刚有点起色 they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good,
但他们是我的人 这事是我的责任 but they're my lads, my responsibility,
所以应该由我为他们的行为负责 so it's me that should be accountable for their actions.
我可以把你们的货物还给你们 Now, I can return your goods,
但我无法弥补他们给你们带来的不便 but I can't return the inconvenience,
浪费的时间 还有各种麻烦 the time, the fucking headache.
所以我愿意向你们效忠 And so I offer you my loyalty,
做出承诺 奉献我的时间 my word, my time,
直到人情还清为止 until that debt is settled.
我会作出补偿 但请放过我的人 I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.
首先 我要知道 First of all, I'm gonna need to know
你的人是怎么知道 how your lads got the information
我们农场的位置的 about where our farm was sited,
因为这不是人人都知道的事情 'cause that's not common knowledge.
只有攻克了这一关 我们才能继续谈 Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.
我的诚意不止如此 Well, I can do better than that.
他的名字是茨奥 茨开头 His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with a "Ph,"
听起来像是操奥 so it sounds like "fu-uck."
是操奥吗 So it's Phu-uc?
什么 对 差不多吧 What? Yeah, something like that.
总之 农场的事是他搞出来的 Anyway, he's the kid that gave us the skunk farm job.
你认识他吗 Do you know him?
对 我们以前见过 是不是 操奥 茨奥 Yeah, we've met before, haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
-是那个 -操奥吗 - That's the one. - Phu-uc?
-茨奥 -茨奥 - Phuc. - Phuc.
好 All right.
别做蠢事 好吗 小子 Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right?
你怎么知道地址的 How did you know the location?
我需要我的吸入器 I need my inhaler.
行啊 马上 Yeah, in a minute.
你得告诉我你怎么知道我们农场的位置的 I need you to tell me how you knew the location of our farm.
我跟踪你们好几个月了 干眼知道地址 I've been trailing you for months. Dry Eye was given the address.
我喘不上气 我需要吸入器 求你了 I can't breathe! I need it, please.
行 茨奥 赶紧冷静下来 All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down.
好 给 镇定一点 我操 Right, here, steady yourself. For fuck's sake.
把他解开 Sort him out.
好 All right.
来 来 看着我 Here, here, look at me.
-你还好吗 -还好 - You all right? - Yeah.
-你的吸入器呢 -在那里 - Where's your inhaler? - There.
行 给 吸一口 Right, here, take a blim.
好孩子 行了 小子 你还好吗 Now, good boy. There you go, son. You all right?
操 Fuck!
不 停 不要 No, stop, don't!
见鬼 雷 你得去买点降落伞了 Fuck's sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes.
我们要有新业务了 There's a pattern emerging here.
抱歉 老大 I'm sorry, boss.
这个掉下去的茨奥又是谁 And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway?
-是干眼的手下 -你是说乔治勋爵的手下 - It's Dry Eye's man. - You mean Lord George's man.
可能是干眼擅自行动 他最近胆子很大 It could just be Dry Eye's doing. He's been getting bold lately.
是 但他们还是乔治勋爵的人 Yeah. Well, they still all work for Lord George.
这件事我要亲自处理 I'm gonna take care of this one myself.
乔治勋爵 Lord George.
皮尔森先生 Mr. Pearson.
什么风把你吹来了 And to what do I owe?
你在看什么 What you watching?
我在看电视 I'm watching the telly.
你在看什么电视 What you watching on the telly?
看赛马 I'm watching the horse racing.
香港直播 Live satellite from Hong Kong.
我唯一的罪行 My only vice.
严格讲这不是真的 是吗 Well, that's not strictly true, is it?
什么意思 Meaning?
我一直将罪行定义为 Meaning I've always taken vice to be the definition
与卖淫 黄片或毒品有关的 of any criminal activity or wicked behavior
邪恶的行为或犯罪行为 involving prostitution, pornography or drugs,
所以 不 so, no...
赛马绝对不是你唯一的罪行 勋爵大人 racing is definitely not your only vice, your lordship.
要我说 人类所有罪行 你都有所涉猎 I'd say you're eyebrows deep in every vice known to man.
-不一样的 -什么不一样 - There is a difference. - Being?
我只协助 我不参与 I facilitate. I don't participate
任何前述罪行 in any of the aforementioned vices.
茶叶呢 What about tea?
茶叶怎么了 What about tea?
当然这也是罪行 Well, that too is a vice.
咖啡因是一种毒品 你不知道吗 Caffeine is a drug, don't you know?
你是来这里跟我谈这个的 茶叶 So is that what you're here to talk to me about? Tea?
如你所知 我选择涉足的罪行就是大麻 Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice, as you well know.
当然 我是说贩卖大麻 不是吸食 Of course, I'm addicted to selling it, not consuming it.
我特意选择了大麻交易 I specifically chose to deal in marijuana.
当然 我知道做你选择的 Sure, I could see there was more to be made
海洛因或者火药买卖更赚钱 in shifting the white or the brown powder, as you so chose,
但你看 我的大麻害不死人 but, you see, my jam, it doesn't kill anyone,
我喜欢这点 and I like that.
而你的毒药 While your poison...
从古至今一直在迫害世人 is and always has been a destroyer of worlds.
所以 没错 你所谓的协助和参与绝无二致 So, yes, your facilitation is most definitely participation.
但我不是来情境伦理说教的 But I'm not here to give you a sermon on situational ethics.
那你到底是来干什么的 So why the fuck are you here?
你是和我开战 乔治 You're starting a war with me, George,
我还想优雅地来个太空步 and I'm trying to moonwalk with elegance here,
但好像很难做到 but I'm finding it very fucking difficult.
劳拉 Laura!
大麻生意我不开玩笑 I don't fuck around with puff.
你派手下干眼去找我 You send your man Dry Eye around my place
想试探能不能用点小钱买下我的生意 to see if he can buy my business for a few beans.
劳拉 Laura!
你觉得我瞎吗 You didn't think I'd find out?
跟踪了我几个月我还察觉不到 Having me followed for months?
没错 你越界了 Yeah. You crossed the line,
所以你要为此付出代价 and that comes with a price.
你抢了我一个场子 You raided one of my locations.
你懂规矩的 乔治 You know the rules, George.
你到底在想什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
你抢了我一个场子 You raided one of my locations.
你脑子进水了吗 What the fuck were you thinking?
脑子进水了吗 乔治 What the fuck were you thinking, George?
你要是再敢在我地盘上搞破坏 Should you try and undermine me,
或是再企图威胁的我位子 or should you attempt to threaten my position again,
我就只能被迫迎战了 I will be forced to accept your call to arms.
听明白没有 Do you understand?
很好 Good.
我能看出你现在不太舒服 Now, I can see you're feeling somewhat under the weather.
那是因为我在你的茶里 That's because I spiked your tea
掺了一种志贺氏杆菌 with a nasty little parasitic genus called shigella.
要是放任不管 日落之前 Left unattended, you will shit yourself to death
你就会腹泻而亡 before the sun doth set.
我建议你吃了这两颗泡腾片 I suggest taking two of these fizzy biscuits.
过一两个小时你就没事了 You'll be fine in an hour or two,
这时间也够让你反思一下之前的轻率之举了 long enough to consider your past indiscretions.
还有 乔治 如果我连你的厨房都进得去 And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen...
到哪我都能要了你的命 I can get to you anywhere.
-是你干的吗 -干什么 - Did you do it? - Do what?
你是不是打劫了迈奇·皮尔森的农场 Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?
-没有 -你是说 是茨奥背着你干的 - No. - So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.
这么说吧 他确实没当着我的面干这事 Well, let's just say this. He didn't do it in front of it.
他没经过我同意 He did it without my blessing.
但你确实背着我 But you did go behind my back
提出要收购他的生意 and offer to buy his business.
对 是我干的 Yeah. Yeah, I did.
我要用你警告我的话回敬你 Now, let me warn you the way you warn me.
长江后浪推前浪 前浪死在沙滩上 There comes a point where the young succeed the old.
别逼我 Don't push me.
有些事我不太清楚 There are some things I don't know about.
干眼和乔治勋爵之间 Something between Dry Eye and Lord George.
不管怎样 有人杀了乔治勋爵 Now, whatever it was, someone killed Lord George.
其他人可能会觉得是你或者迈奇 Anyone else might think that was you or Mickey.
我们继续刚才的小故事吧 Shall we continue with our little story?
你对这个有兴趣吗 雷蒙德 Does that arouse your interest, Raymond?
所以说马修认识干眼 So Matthew knows Dry Eye.
-那又怎样 -我也同意 - So what? - Well, yes, I agree.
或许他们就只是见个面 Perhaps they were just meeting up
聊聊在马尔代夫度假的时光 to talk about holidaying in the Maldives
或者脱欧的什么长远影响 or the long-term implications of leaving the EU.
但我录像了 读唇语 翻译好了抄录下来 But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed.
就像七四年那部经典电影《窃听大阴谋》 Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation,
男主喜欢窃听别人对话
吉恩·哈克曼和约翰·凯泽尔主演的那部 starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale.
《窃听大阴谋》是科波拉拍《教父》的间隙拍摄而成 You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers.
我不是很喜欢 说实话有点无聊 It wasn't really for me. It's a bit boring, to be honest.
我得说 马修那人 Now, can I just say, that Matthew,
他真有两下子 对吧 he's quite something, isn't he?
他不是普普通通的美国人 He's not your average American.
他很有国际范 甚至会讲几句粤语 He's a Mr. International. Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
坐过来 你演干眼 我演马修 Come here. You play Dry Eye and I shall be Matthew.
过来啊 Come on.
好吧 All right.
努力跟他对上口型 好吗 Try and get it in time with his lips, all right?
-好 知道了 -准备好了吗 - Yeah, yeah. - Ready?
开机 开拍 Roll camera. Action.
2002年 阿森纳
出了点情况 乔治勋爵 There was an incident. Lord George...
要命 雷蒙德 Fuck's sake, Raymond.
你念得也太呆板了 It's a bit fucking wooden.
加点情感 多点活力 Put something into it, you know, a bit of welly.
开拍 And action.
出了点情况 There was an incident.
乔治勋爵没挺过来 Lord George didn't come through it.
没挺过来 Didn't come through it?
你最不该做的就是引章鱼来 The last thing you need to do is attract any octopus.
章鱼 Octopus?
什么意思 这翻译真不怎么样 What does that mean? It's not a very good translation.
才不是 翻译好得很 No, there's nothing wrong with the translation.
马修说得不是很溜 而且是粤语 Matthew's not that fluent. And it's Cantonese.
照着读吧 自己润色 Just go with it and fill in the blanks.
开拍 And action.
都是迈克尔的错 怪他 It's all on Michael. He's to blame.
这样做一点也不明智 That is not a smart move.
别跟我说什么怎么做明智 Don't tell me what a smart move is.
你说什么 I beg for your pardon.
你听得很清楚 You heard me perfectly well.
迈克尔这么做会有好果子吃的 There will be repercussions for Michael's actions.
你觉得现在你说了算吗 You think you're running things, do you?
别碰我的老鼠毛 Don't stroke my mouse hair.
老鼠毛又是什么意思 What does "mouse hair" mean?
我觉得他是想说别破坏我的交易 Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,
但我承认这句确实让人摸不着头脑 but I admit that one's a bit of a googly.
然后马修开始乱说 Then Matthew loses it a bit
翻译就完全让人看不懂了 and his translation goes completely out of the window.
什么春天 什么毛衣的 Something about springtime and sweaters.
我觉得他想说的是他很不开心 I think what he means is he's upset.
然后干眼说了什么 And then Dry Eye says something,
但是有个傻逼突然跑到我前面 but some cunt moved in front of me,
某个傻逼
所以我没拍到那部分 so I didn't get that either.
你的粤语烂透了 Your Cantonese is dog shit,
所以这句我就说英语吧 so I'm gonna say this in English
而且我只说一遍 and I'm gonna say it once,
给我听好了 鲁本斯坦 so listen to me, Rubenstein.
结局会是这样 This is how it's gonna play out.
你退出 You're gonna back the fuck off...
我全盘接收 and I'm gonna take it all.
你还得向我表示敬意 And you will pay me my respect.
你也看到了 我就拍了这么多 And there you have it. That's all I've got.
抱歉 节目演完了 Sorry. Show's over.
但我觉得已经很清楚了 But I think it's quite clear
他们不仅仅是麻将牌友 对吧 that they're not just mah-jongg partners, are they?
对吧 Mm?
并不是一切都清楚了 弗莱彻 Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.
按你的说法 I mean, according to you,
我们已经知道马修想买断迈克尔 we already know Matthew wants to buy Michael out.
-这算什么新闻 -别担心 亲爱的 - So why is that news? - Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
我们会说到新闻的 We are gonna come to the news.
我正要说到高潮的地方 I'm approaching my climax.
干眼 Dry Eye.
我相信你会让迈克尔·皮尔森付出代价的 I trust you will make Michael Pearson pay for this.
你现在是龙首了 You are the dragon head now.
巩固自己的地位 Solidify your position.
我会的 叔叔 It will be done, Uncle.
干眼如愿以偿得以高升 对吧 雷蒙德 So Dry Eye got the upgrade he was after, didn't he, Raymond?
问题在于 既然他现在当上了大哥 The question is, what was he gonna do with it
他打算做些什么 now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?
给我十分钟 雷 Give me ten minutes, Ray.
是 老大 Boss.
维多利亚公主
喂 罗莎 Hello, Ros.
今晚是约会之夜 It's date night tonight,
九点 我们俩 河滨餐厅 9:00 P.M., you and I, River Cafe.
九点吗 我会准时到的 Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
我们打烊了 We're closed.
挂电话 Hang up.
不要 No.
我叫你把电话挂了 Hang the fucking phone up.
谁在说话 Who's there?
罗莎 是谁 Ros, who's there?
你怎么来了 干眼 What you doing here, Dry Eye?
越来越紧张了 对吧 It's warming up now, isn't it?
那时候 我猜你们还不知道 At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know
乔治勋爵已经死了 that Lord George was dead yet,
更别说干眼想干什么了 let alone what Dry Eye was up to.
你好 干眼 有何贵干 Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?
吃硬糖吗 Fancy a boiled sweet?
-不吃 -随你的便 - No. - Suit yourself.
他是谁 Who the fuck was he?
我不是很确定接下来发生了什么 I'm not exactly sure what happened next,
因为你们俩成功地甩掉了我 because you two managed to give me the slip.
他们抓了罗莎兰 联系罗格 They got Rosalind. Call Roger.
太好了 再来一瓶 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
等下 你在场 Hold on. You were there?
对 我当然在场 Yeah. Of course I was there.
他不接电话 或许你应该系好安全带 He's not picking up. Maybe you should put your seat belt on.
我来打给罗莎兰 我来吧 Yeah, let me call Rosalind. Let me do it.
我来弄 你看着路 I got it. Just watch the road.
罗莎兰 别紧张 Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
但你要跟我走一趟 but you're gonna come with me
直到我跟你丈夫把事情都谈妥了 until I can resolve all these issues with your husband.
我哪里都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
她不接电话 就一直在响 She's not picking up. It's just ringing.
-妈的 -我们要不开慢一点 - Fuck. - I mean, we could just slow down a little bit.
妈的 Fuck!
你也清楚的 You know how it works.
你要么乖乖跟我走 You either come with me or Tony here
要么这位托尼就押着你跟我走 is gonna make you come with me.
你在我的屋檐下 我的办公室里 You're in my office under my roof.
你无权命令托尼做任何事 It's not your position for Tony to do anything
除了让他从哪来滚回哪去 other than to fuck off back from whence he came.
托尼 Tony.
那是什么 镇纸吗 What's that? Is that a paperweight?
你那么说真是有意思 Funny you should say that.
原来有点重量的东西都能当镇纸 Turns out anything with weight can be a paperweight.
-你打算用它干什么 -取决于你们 不是吗 - What are you gonna do with it? - Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
你们可以照我说的 滚出门去 Either you do as I tell you to and use the door,
不然我就一枪爆了托尼的头 or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony right between the eyes.
你也看到了 这枪只有两发子弹 You see, this gun's only got two bullets,
所以我也不浪费唇舌了 so I'm not gonna fuck about illustrating its significance.
你最好相信我 You're gonna have to trust me on that.
另一个选项还是有点必然的 The alternative is a little bit absolute.
我得纠正下你的语法 I'm gonna have to check your grammar on that.
必然不会只是"有点" It can't be just a little bit absolute.
要么是 要么不是 It either is or it isn't.
不管怎样 我已经没有耐心了 Whatever it is, I've lost my patience.
我告诉你 我会扣下扳机 I'm telling you, I will squeeze this trigger
托尼就归西了 and Tony will be no more.
托尼 Tony.
听我的 蠢货 你敢往前踏一步 Listen to me, cunt. You take one step forward,
这就是你这辈子最后一步 it'll be the last fucking step you ever take.
托尼 动手 Tony, get on it.
你他妈敢 I fucking dare you.
你冷静点 Just calm down.
我这就走 I'm leaving.
你的两发子弹都打完了吧 I guess that's your two bullets, eh?
罗莎兰 Rosalind!
趴着别动 Stay fucking still!
你好啊 宝贝 Hello, babe.
你好啊 亲爱的 Hello, love.
所以你这故事的高潮 So you're basing your whole crescendo
全是基于你的想象 on a figment of your imagination.
我这故事的高潮全是基于对前情的总结 I'm basing my whole crescendo on the sum of its parts.
抛开几个小细节不谈 把这个劲爆故事 A few minor details aside, I wouldn't have any trouble at all
卖给大戴夫一点问题也没有 selling this juicy peach of a drama to Big Dave.
他会激动地射在自己的内裤上 He'd cream his fucking panties.
你这么聪明 肯定不会勒索我们 弗莱彻 You're too smart to be blackmailing us, Fletcher.
对 很明显我已经采取预防措施了 Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken precautionary measures.
你想对我做什么可怕的事情都行 You can do all kinds of horrible things to me if you want.
我甚至可能很享受 I might even enjoy them.
但你们可能得离开这个国家 再也不能回来 But you'd have to leave the country and never come back.
所以故事是结束了吗 弗莱彻 So is that the story over now, Fletcher?
整个故事 说这么多都是为了引出下一章 All this, this whole buildup, was leading to this next part.
这就是你之前问的新闻 This is the news that you were asking about before.
准备好了吗 Ready?
马修 Matthew.
他从迈克尔那买来的生意 He's gonna need some people to run his business here
总需要人来经营 是吧 when he buys it from Michael, right?
他需要一个可靠的帮手 某个跟你一样的人 He's gonna need a reliable pair of hands, someone like you.
他为什么没请你呢 雷蒙德 So why didn't he ask you, Raymond?
我不知道 与我无关 I don't know. It's none of my business.
我告诉你吧 因为 Because, I'll tell you,
他已经有了心仪的人选 he already had someone earmarked for the role.
干眼 他答应给干眼这份工作 Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job,
但干眼必须要压低 but only if Dry Eye helped drive down
迈奇这桩生意的价格 the price of Mickey's business.
是马修告诉了干眼 You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye
迈奇的农场在哪 the location of Mickey's farm,
这样他就能偷了他的白寡妇超级奶酪 so he could steal his white widow super cheese
制造麻烦 降低它的市场价值 to cause ripples and reduce the market value.
所以接下来茨奥 And that is why Phuc, in turn,
找了那些喝果汁 长痘痘的肌肉小伙去把事办了 got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
是马修 It was Matthew
设计了这么一个大局 who set this whole train of events off.
但他没有想到的是 But what he did not plan on, you see...
去你的 你这个老贱人 Fuck you, you old cunt!
我会去你坟头撒尿的 I'll piss on your grave.
干眼 ...was Dry Eye...
杀了乔治勋爵 killing Lord George.
现在干眼再也不想对马修卑躬屈膝了 Now, Dry Eye does not want to be subservient to Matthew anymore.
不想对任何人卑躬屈膝 Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone.
结局会是这样 This is how it's gonna play out.
你退出 You're gonna back the fuck off
我全盘接收 and I'm gonna take it all.
干眼喜欢权力的味道 但不喜欢马修 Dry Eye likes the smell of power and does not like Matthew.
所以 这条小龙需要有人稍稍点拨他一下 So, the little dragon needed a gentle reminder
让他知道谁才是真正主事的人 of who was really running things.
你刚进这个戏水池才两分钟 You've been in this paddling pool for two minutes.
而我已经在满是鲨鱼的海里游泳二十年了 I've been swimming in the ocean with the sharks for 20 years.
我来告诉你结局该是怎么样的 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你会溺死 You will drown...
然后我的摩萨德蟹会吃了你 and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
摩萨德为以色列情报机构
摩萨德蟹
亲爱的 这就是我想要两千万的原因 And this, my love, is why I want
这钱是我辛辛苦苦赚来的 my hard-earned 20 million pounds.
因为我不仅知道 Because not only do I know exactly
迈奇的生意是怎么运作的 how Mickey's business operates,
我还知道他想要出手卖给的人 but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to
想要逼他低价卖出 is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap
并间接引发了一场战争 and has indirectly started a war.
所以我觉得你应该 So, you see, I think you should be
把我当做你值得信赖的军师 calling me your trusted consigliere,
或是说你的幕后间谍 or your spy behind the lines,
如果你愿意的话 也可以叫作情报侦察员 your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer.
你真有一手 I'm impressed.
你肯定知道得比我多 You certainly know more than I do.
我不仅很意外你知道这么多 I'm impressed not only by your information,
还很意外你的想象力如此丰富 but by your imagination.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
所以给你七十二小时 So you've got 72 hours.
重申一遍 要是我有什么不测 And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me,
我已经做好了保险措施 I do have my insurance policy in place.
所有东西都会到大戴夫那 然后再由他公开 Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public,
至于你 我的亲爱的 会被送上火星 and you, my love, will go to Mars.
所以我强烈建议 把钱付了 So, strong recommendation, just pay up
然后看着我抛着飞吻消失在落日的余晖之中 好吗 and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes?
好吧 该开门送客了 你这个黑杂种 Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard.
真是笑话 是吧 我又不是黑人 Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black.
没错 但你的灵魂是黑的 你这个黑心贱人 No, but your fucking soul is, you dark cunt.
从我家滚出去 因为我要睡觉了 Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed.
我能和你一起吗 Can I come with you?
不能 但你可以去吸一吸 No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe
你的灵车后面排气管的尾气 in the back of your hearse.
不管怎样我都要射的 I might come anyway.
你会听到我在黑暗中自慰 You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark,
最后射在手帕上 wanking into a hanky.
好了 两千万 All right, so, 20 million.
你有七十二小时 开始计时 You've got 72 hours, starting now.
时间滴滴答答不等人 Ticktock, ticktock.
我走了 And I'm gone.
滴答 Ticktock.
他刚走 He's just left.
他自认为很聪明 He thinks he's very clever.
从大戴夫开始 Start with Big Dave.
这件事就你我知道 哈米 Now, you keep this between you and me, Hammy,
但弗莱彻和我一直有联系 but Fletcher's been in touch.
他说他有我们需要的东西 He says he's got what we need.
小心点 老大 谁出价高弗莱彻就给谁 Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass belongs to the highest bidder.
是 他说他要十五万 Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.
但如果货真价实 就是整整一周的独家新闻 But if it's proper, it's worth a whole week's exclusive.
他手上究竟有什么料 Well, what does he have exactly?
他现在只是在卖关子 He was just tickling me nuts,
但他说想要周六见面 but he says he wants to meet Saturday.
所以留出时间来 So keep it free.
编辑办公室
是 马上 Yeah, pronto.
你不能停在这 伙计 把车移走 You can't park there, mate. Move the van.
别担心 朋友 我们马上就走 Don't worry, friend. We'll be gone in a minute.
我们做的不是报纸 我们做的是猎杀运动 We're not a newspaper. We're a blood sport.
日报 正门 总部
拉斯 把车移开 Russ. Move the van.
我在处理了 老板 I'm on it, boss.
移走 快点 Move it. Now.
我说了马上就走 I said in a minute.
蠢货 Spunk bubble.
快把车给我开走 Get rid of the fucking van.
我警告你 拉斯会空手道 I'm warning you, Russ does karate.
小心点 伙伴们 Careful, boys.
拉斯会空手道 Russ does karate.
拉斯 你要是识趣的话 Russ, if you know what's good for you,
马上到车上去 get in the car now.
抱歉 老大 我只是蓝带 Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt.
你这个胆小鬼 You melt.
怎么 现在是要拍YouTube视频吗 Now what? We're making a YouTube movie? Eh?
霹雳舞 Break dancing?
我警告你们 我可是有权有势 I'm warning you. I'm fucking powerful.
我们都知道 We know all that.
你不如到车后座和我们仔细说说吧 Why don't you tell us all about it in the back of the van?
我不去 我才不 不 I'm not going. I'm not fucking... No!
该死的 不 Fucking... No.
把他弄上去 Get him in there.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
好吧 好吧 Well, well, well.
你没事了 大戴夫 You're all right, Big Dave.
你现在安全了 You're in safe hands now.
-不必慌张 好吧 -你是谁 - No need to panic, okay? - Who are you?
现在不用担心这个 Don't worry about that right now.
听着 Look...
听着 不管发生了什么 Look, whatever's gone on here,
我只想回去工作 I just need to get back to work.
如果你放我走 我就当什么都没发生过 If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it.
我会马上送你回去工作的 朋友 I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend.
我知道你是个记者 Now, I believe you're a reporter.
我有件事想告诉你 And there's something I wanna report to you.
好像在这段短暂的时间内 Now, it seems for this brief moment in time
我找到了进军电影业的门路 I've found my way into the film business,
昨晚 我制作了一部电影 and last night I made a film
主角是一头巨型农场猪 with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
早上好 先生 两杯茶 Morning, sir. Two cups of tea.
一杯加了糖 一杯没有 One with sugar, one without.
好了 你们走开吧 让我们单独聊聊 All right, lads, go on, give us a minute.
你的肩膀上方有些湿巾 There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder.
你的衣服也被整齐叠好 放在了椅子上 Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench.
等你准备好了 Now, in due course,
你就会按下这台电脑的空格键 you're gonna press the space bar on this computer
你就能见证你在这部电影中的戏份了 and you're gonna witness your participation in said film.
我们昨晚给你下的那个药真是 Now, that little drug we gave you last night really...
让你兽性大发 loosened up your inhibitions, man.
你若是想阻止这个小小的创意作品 The only thing you'll need to do
轰动整个社交媒体 to stop this little creative expression
你只用做一件事 from becoming a social media sensation
就是以后别再针对迈奇·皮尔森了 is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson.
我先离开了 你自己收拾一下自己吧 I'm gonna leave you now to clean yourself up.
空格键 记住了 还有喝杯热茶 Space bar, yeah? Have a hot drink as well.
可能会让你更舒服点 It might make you feel a little bit better.
你昨晚累坏了 It was a fucking rough night for you.
观看愉快 Enjoy the show.
♪ 老麦克唐纳有座农场 咿呀咿呀呦 ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
♪ 他的农场里有头猪 ♪ ♪ And on that farm he had a pig... ♪
他还好吗 教练 How's your man, then, coach?
死不了 He'll survive.
但我可不会选那头猪 Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though.
我们都知道那是哪段 We know what bit that is.
我来挠挠你的肚子 Let me tickle that belly.
你可真淘气 You are so naughty.
-我的天 -我当时就在场 现在看还是很震撼 - Good Lord. - I mean, I was there and I'm still shocked.
为我尖叫吧 小猪 Squeal for me, piggy.
-他是我想的那个人吗 -是 当然是 - Is that who I think it is? - Yeah, it certainly is.
这是你设计的 And that's your doing?
苹果酱呢 Where is that applesauce?
真是让人过目不忘 对吗 You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you?
是 完全忘不了 简直就是噩梦制造机 No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel.
要缠着我一辈子了 That will be with me forever.
那篇报道不会发布了 That story won't be running.
好吧 还有一件事需要你做 Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do.
先打断一下 雷 Look, before you continue, Ray,
我训练这帮小伙是希望他们学好 I train lads to be good lads.
我不是混黑帮的 I'm not a fucking gangster.
我已经被迫做了些黑帮的事 Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things,
这都算了 that's okay.
但我不是也不是什么要求都照做 But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving.
所以无意冒犯 So with the greatest respect,
这是我帮你做的最后一件事 到此为止 I'll do this one last thing for you and then that's it.
结束了 No más.
我帮你三次了 我不干了 Three strikes and I'm out.
-一切还好吗 教练 -不 厄尼 不好 - Everything all right, Coach? - No, Ernie, it isn't.
你们得明白自己行为的严重性 You need to understand the severity of your actions.
戴夫 一小时 Dave, an hour.
好的 老大 Okay, boss.
苏格兰阿伯丁 尖峰鲜鱼公司
谢谢你的盛情招待 Thank you for the grand tour.
我心悦诚服 I'm a believer.
谢谢 伙计们 Thank you, chaps.
可以谈最后的价格了吗 Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?
我们不是谈好了吗 We already have.
形势已经变了 迈克尔 The situation's changed, Michael.
-市场变了 -怎么说 - The market's changed. - How so?
你这桩生意的脱手价需要重新计算 The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated.
请详细点 Please, be specific.
好的 I will be.
你有十二处种植场地和一个分销网络 要价四亿 You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network,
当时来看 这个价格很合理 which was a fair valuation at the time.
但现在 有一处场子位置被泄露 But when one of those locations was compromised,
其余场地的价值也受到了波及 the value of all those locations were compromised
这当然会影响价格 and this obviously affects the price.
你的大麻农场在YouTube上火了 迈克尔 Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael.
等消息传到条子那去时 这也是迟早的事 And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will,
所有场地都得停产 all of those locations will have to cease production
我看至少得十二个月 for, I'd say, at least 12 months
每年净损失一亿 at a cost of 100 million net P.A.,
这还没有算上人员流失 搬迁 before marking down the loss of staff,
和场地租金的费用 relocation and site rentals.
-你还在听我说吗 -是的 我在听 - You still with me? - Yes, I'm following.
至少需要三年 It will take at least three years
才能使你的供应分销和市场需求 to get your supply, distribution and demand
完全恢复 back to full capacity.
你的人力成本占一亿运营成本的四分之一 Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost,
也就是说接下来三年内 每年两千五百万 so that's 25 million per annum for three annums.
场地租金每年一千五百万 And location rental at 15 million a year,
一亿两千万英镑就没了 that's a 120 GBP bite right there.
你的单位经济效益遭受重创 Your unit economics have taken a hit,
以目前的不利形势 and forecasting out your top-line growth margin
预测你的营收增长率 in the current inimical climate,
据我估算 一个月前价值四亿的资产 I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago
现在肯定大缩水到一亿三千万了 must now be valued at an anemic,130.
重点不是第一块倒地的多米诺骨牌 迈克尔 You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael.
而是最后一块 It's about the last.
请 Please.
我喜欢你 迈克尔 你是个好人 I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.
如果你想让我帮你摆脱现在的困境 And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in,
我今天就能付给你一亿美元 I can pay you 100 million dollars today.
这价不低了 而且现在就能付给你 It's a good offer and it's real,
我愿意这么做 因为我是你的朋友 and I'll do this because I'm your friend.
我的会计一小时内就能转账 My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.
我喜欢你把这事比成多米诺骨牌 I like your domino analogy.
我的问题是 谁推倒了第一块多米诺骨牌 The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino?
恐怕这不是我关心的 也不关我的事 迈克尔 I'm afraid that's not my concern or my business, Michael.
恕我顶触 At the risk of contradicting you,
这绝对关你的事 你肯定也关心 it is very much your business, and certainly your concern.
只是你犯了一个错误 Only you made one mistake.
是什么 That being?
你似乎在把我当傻子耍 You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.
请容我向你介绍第一块多米诺骨牌 Let me introduce you to the first domino.
有点戏剧化了 不是吗 It's a tad dramatic, isn't it,
冻库里的尸体 corpses in freezers?
这人是谁 Who is this man?
他和我说的事又有什么关系 What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about?
我就当你是在否认 I take it with that statement you are in denial
和这个被冻起来的中国佬有某种关系 of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman?
我当然否认 Well, of course I'm in denial of it.
我和这个死掉的冷冻中国佬没有任何关系 I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen.
事已至此就别再抵赖了 马修 Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew.
不用费心找你的摩萨德蟹了 Don't bother looking for your Mossad crabs.
这里是鱼市 This is a fish market.
他们找到归宿了 They have found a home.
说真的 我不认识那个人 To be clear, I do not know that man.
我来告诉你结局该是怎么样的 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你会溺死 You will drown
然后我的摩萨德蟹会吃了你 and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
所以你这边还在谈论着 So while you were discussing
你毁了我的生意后谁来接手 who would take over my business after you fucked it,
这边又不知怎地把这个中国佬错认成别人了吗 you somehow mistook so-said Chinaman for someone else?
生意归生意 迈克尔 Business is business, Michael.
不牵扯私人恩怨 It's nothing personal.
我不会为了钱急眼 While I am not emotional about the money,
但我在摆平你搞出的烂摊子时 there is a price indebted to me
双手沾上了血 for the blood I've gotten on my hands
这个债要算在你头上 restoring order to the untidiness that you created,
而这价格 据你所说 and that price, according to you...
四亿减去一亿三千万 那就是两亿七千万美元 400 minus 130... is 270 million dollars.
而且生意继续归我 And I'm keeping the business,
我要把你关进冻库 while you are getting in the freezer.
想从冻库出来 And you will make that transaction
就转账给我 if you want to get out of the freezer.
里面是零下二十五度 It is 25 below zero in there,
我猜你大概能撑一小时 so I assume you'll last about an hour.
也就是说 别耍花样 That said, I wouldn't fuck about,
因为手指脚趾可禁不起冻 because frostbite is very expensive on the fingers and toes,
所以要我是你 就会趁着手脚还能动 so I would type as quickly as possible
尽快转账 while you have the use of them.
你为你的轻率买完单后 After you've attended to that indiscretion,
就可以处理下你目光短浅 you can then deal with the next consequence
造成的后果了 of your shortsightedness.
我说过 我不会为了钱急眼 As stated, I am not emotional about the money.
但有人动了我的妻子 But I am emotional about the fact
我就会急眼了 that someone laid their hands on my wife.
我的妻子 My wife!
在这世上不管多少钱 No amount of money on God's green earth
也不能弥补你对我妻子的侵犯 马修 can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
没有 为此 No, for that...
我要一磅肉 I want a pound of flesh.
一磅肉 A pound of flesh?
我不在乎你从哪个部位割 It matters not to me where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.
如果你没胆自己割 If you don't have the stomach to take it for yourself,
大巴尼刀法纯熟 big Bunny here is very adept with a knife,
你也看到了 他穿得很厚实 and, as you can see, he's dressed for the weather.
这块肉少了一分一毫 But a penny short or a gram shy...
冻库门就不会开 and that freezer door does not open.
明白了吗 Am I clear?
很好 Good.
-巴尼 -来了 - Bunny. - Incoming.
怎么 早餐又吃和牛吗 雷蒙德 What, is it Wagyu again for breakfast, Raymond?
你不准备把我介绍给 Aren't you gonna introduce me
你这位有点吓人的神秘朋友吗 to your mysterious and slightly menacing friend?
那是干什么的 给我装钱的吗 What's that for? Is that for my money?
我的钱呢 雷蒙德 Where's my money, Raymond?
你的报酬在那儿 There's your payment.
打开看看 Go on, take a look.
谢谢你 神秘的陌生人 Thank you, mysterious stranger.
真让人失望 Well, that's disappointing,
这看起来不像两千万英镑 'cause that doesn't look like 20 million pounds.
比那更有趣 你的保险措施 It's more interesting than that, your insurance policy,
所有照片 所有尸体 all the photos, all the bodies,
所有秘密 所有脏料 all the skeletons, all the filth.
又不是独一份 亲爱的 我又不傻 It's not the only one, darling. I'm not a mong.
你觉得里面是什么 白痴 What do you think's in that, you fucking eejit?
马修的企图我们当然了如指掌 Of course we were aware of what Matthew was up to.
我们不是大白痴 We're not complete fucking idiots.
我盯上你很久了 弗莱彻 I've been onto you for a long time, Fletcher.
我知道你一直跟踪迈克尔 I knew you'd been following Michael.
我们的工作很相似 They're very similar, our jobs.
只不过我比你更专业 Only I'm better at it than you are.
我知道你那晚来 I knew when you came over that night that
只会待半个小时 you'd only be there for half an hour...
下午好 雷蒙德 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
告诉我你多么聪明 想敲诈我们 to tell me how clever you are and try to blackmail us.
我有非常重要的消息要告诉你 I've got some very important information to impart to you,
雷蒙德 Raymond.
我也知道你无法拒绝 I also knew you couldn't resist
一千五百英镑一瓶的纯麦威士忌 a ￡1500 single malt,
八十英镑的和牛牛排 an ￡80 Wagyu steak
还有最先进的 and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie
可以暖脚的无烟烧烤 that even keeps your feet warm.
我喜欢户外烧烤 I love a barbie.
我向你保证 I promise you,
如果你不听会后悔的 you will regret this if you don't hear it.
一瓶威士忌下肚 And when the Scotch got into your cold veins,
你就失去了你那敏锐的直觉 you lost the benefit of your sharp instincts.
太好了 再来一瓶 Goody. Another bottle.
你能让这位神秘先生放松吗 Can you tell the mysterious gentleman to relax?
因为我向你保证 Because I promise you,
你不听会后悔的 you will regret it if you don't hear this.
-坐下 亲爱的 -我留你在那 - Sit down, my love. - See, I kept you there
是因为我需要知道马修和干眼的事 'cause I needed to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
我们找了很久才找到你的保险措施 Took us a while to find your insurance policies.
邮箱公司
因为你是只淘气的松鼠 弗莱彻 'Cause you're a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.
弗莱彻 进屋脱鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
是 妈妈 Yes, Mommy.
但我在你鞋里放上跟踪器就简单多了 But it was made a lot easier after I planted a tracker in your shoe.
在我们面前你永远都成不了掠食者 弗莱彻 You're never gonna be a predator with us, Fletcher.
你永远都是猎物 You're always gonna be prey.
好了 So that's it.
三件事都完成了 我们两清了 对吧 Three strikes. We're good, right?
回见 I'll see you around.
无意冒犯 还是不要见了 With the greatest respect, I hope not.
弗莱彻 你刚说什么来着 Now, Fletcher, what were you saying?
不是乔治勋爵盯上了迈奇 It wasn't Lord George that was after Mickey,
也不是干眼或马修 or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
你想知道是谁吗 Do you wanna know who it was?
我有照片 I've got photos.
好吧 给你三十秒 Right. You've got 30 seconds.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
操 Fuck.
大主角 怎么了 Primetime, what is it, son?
教练 我们会帮你解决这件事 Coach, we're gonna take care of this for you.
厄尼有个计划 Ernie's got a plan.
你到底在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
迈克尔那事 The Michael situation.
我们会解决的 We're gonna sort it.
大主角 听着 大主 Primetime, listen... Prime...
老天 Jesus.
你还记得阿斯兰吧 Now, you remember Aslan, don't you?
你塞进冰柜的年轻人 The young gentleman you kept in the freezer?
这是老阿斯兰 Well, this is Aslan Senior,
俄罗斯寡头 Russian oligarch.
前克格勃成员 做煤气管道生意发了家 Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes.
他唯一的儿子 And he's extremely sad
从窗户跌下楼让他悲痛欲绝 that his one-and-only son fell out of a window.
见鬼 Shit.
雷蒙德 我担心上次他们没干成的事 And I fear that where they failed before, Raymond,
这次不会再失手了 they're not gonna fail again.
你怎么知道这些 And how do you know all this?
因为有人把迈克尔的事 Because someone told them everything
统统告诉了他们 they want to know about Michael,
那个人就是我 and that someone is me.
继续 Go on.
我说我愿意有偿告诉他们迈克尔在哪里 So I said I'd tell them where Michael was for a price.
但他们要事成之后 But that money was pending till after,
才付钱 you know, the deed was done.
他们第一次搞砸后 And then when they messed up the first time,
我又想了想 想出了第二代计划 I had a little rethink and came up with my version 2.0 plan,
就是我来见你那时 which is when I came to see you.
先从迈克尔身上捞到两千万 You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first
然后 成事后 and then, after the event,
再拿一笔 双倍报酬 get paid again, double bubble.
但被你和你那位神秘的朋友给搅黄了 But you and your mysterious friend put paid to that,
干得漂亮 so well done, you.
你刚刚看表做什么 Why did you just look at your watch?
我说了 Well, it's like I say.
俄罗斯人会给整间房来个大扫除 The Russians are gonna clean house.
你也是那间房的一部分 雷蒙德 And you are part of that house, Raymond.
他们会在迈克尔 They're gonna get Michael
从鱼市会面出来后抓住他 when he comes out of his meeting at the fish market.
然后来这里 And they are coming here.
你明白我做了什么吗 So you see what I've done there?
告诉你就是救了你的命 By telling you, I've saved your lives.
也就是救了我自己一命 不是吗 Which I think in turn saves mine, doesn't it?
别动 Don't fucking move.
别上车 老大
戴夫 Dave.
戴夫 Dave?
没有戴夫 No Dave.
Free Me - Paul Jones
操 Fuck.
操 Fuck!
♪ I see it all before me ♪
♪ My past of restless wonder ♪
♪ My days and nights of torment, a world of misery ♪
♪ The bonds of retribution ♪
♪ I cannot shed my pain so easily now ♪
♪ My spirit's broken ♪
♪ No will to live ♪
♪ My body's all aching, my hands are tied ♪
操 Fuck.
♪ I need my freedom ♪
♪ Not your sympathy ♪
♪ You, you needn't love me ♪
顽童朝着那辆车扫射 So the Toddlers spray the car with bullets,
♪ Just set me free ♪
杀死了俄罗斯人 killing the Russians.
♪ Come on, come on, set me free ♪
那辆车慢慢停下 The car rolls to a stop.
画面切成黑色 给出标题 Smash cut to black. Titles.
所以迈克尔怎么样了 So, what happened to Michael?
我需要一个结尾 I need an ending.
不不不 亲爱的 No, no, no, my darling.
你需要的 What you need...
是续集 is a sequel.
仔细想想 Think it over.
好好看看 你知道我的价码 Have a read. You know my fee.
我要去洛杉矶和竞争对手谈谈 I'm off to La La to talk to the competition.
好好想想 Think about that.
我还要赶飞机 Got a plane to catch.
秘密特工
我走了 And I'm gone.
下午好 Good afternoon.
我去希思罗机场 三号航站楼 So, it's Heathrow Airport, please, Terminal 3,
飞往阳光明媚的加利福尼亚 and thence to sunny California.
下午好 弗莱彻蒙德 Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.
雷蒙德 好吧 好吧 Raymond. Well, well, well.
你还真是身兼数职 不是吗 A man of many vocations, aren't you?
我想让你和我玩个游戏 弗莱彻 Now, I want you to play a game with me, Fletcher.
他抓到了弗莱彻 He's got Fletcher.
如果想成为丛林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
仅在举手投足间远远不够 it's not enough to act like a king.
必须成为王者 You must be the king.
不能有疑虑 And there can be no doubt.
因为疑虑会导致混乱和自身的死亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
我的王后告诉我的 My queen told me that.
来一发吗 Any chance?